Ok I give. I promise to stop telling Bubba he needs things like herbal diet supplements and weight loss pills if he’ll stop being gross! He came inside from his little late night poop run, and he smells HORRIBLE! This time it’s not his own stink, but something he rolled in. Mom said he smells like something died, so he probably found a rotting pile of something or a dead animal and thought it’d be fun to roll in it.

I swear dogs are sooooooo gross!

Mom couldn’t wash him right that minute because she was putting little sister to sleep. Daddy was taking a shower, so Mom locked Bubba in the bathroom with him so Dad would give him a bath. I guess he smelled so bad that it worked. Dad hopped out of the shower and gave Bubba a bath. Then he had to get back in the shower to wash the the nasty smell off him, too.

Now I remember why I used to hate dogs before Bubba came along. They do some really weird and really nasty things!

I don’t care how much time Bubba spends outside. His butt is still getting big. It’s like twice as big as me! If he’s not getting fatter maybe he has hemorrhoids. If he does we need to find him the best hemorrhoids treatment for dogs so his butt will stop growing before it gets so big it runs us all out of the house.

Okay maybe it’s not getting that big, but I’m still mad at him for forgetting my birthday, and I’ll keep coming up with reasons to call him fat until he finally apologizes.

Little sister is my favorite person right now since I’m anti-Bubba at the moment, so I want to help her out. Mom entered her in the Gerber Generations Photo Search, and I really want her to win! If you want to help out you can vote for her, too! You can vote once per day per email address through July 31st, so don’t forget to help a kitteh out, and vote for my little sister everyday! You can vote by clicking here!

Wow I has been so busy latelies. We hasn’t had much times for blogging even after Mommy upgraded us to a muches better blogs services. I has been spending all my times outsides playings in dis beautiful weathers and playing wif lil sister.

Mommy says we is going to da lakes today to plays, so I can’t waits. Dats gonna be lots of fun. I luvs to runs around and swims in da water, and in da summer time it makes da fat just melts off me. I hasn’t heard Alley calling me fat or telling me I needs weight loss pills that work because I been outside being actives. Take dat Alley. Just cuz I packs on da pounds in da winter don’t means I always fat. I gets outsides and plays and gets healthy unlike you.

I see Mom pulled herself away from her other activities long enough to finally get our blog updated. Yay for Mom! I was wondering if she’d ever get around to it. Yesterday she was supposed to go shopping with Aunt Brittany for a Samsung HDTV, but little sister was sick and they didn’t go.

I know Bubba is too lazy to make Mom do stuff, so I took advantage of her being home, and I spent most of the day walking under her feet making sure I was there as a constant reminder that she needed to do something for me. All I wanted was a blog update! I stayed so close to her all day she even tripped over me a couple times when I was between her feet. I think it worked, though, because she took care of our blog after little sister went to sleep last night.

Next time I want something I’m going to do that again. It seems to really work!

If you see anything funky going on around Furbaby Tales please don’t worry. I’m in the process of upgrading the blog for my wonderful furbabies, so there may be some downtime and/or issues that I will need to fix for them. I had planned to upgrade everything earlier today, but I got caught up looking at a Girard Perregaux watch that I’ll never be able to afford for Hubby! Just ask my furbabies, and they’ll tell you I tend to do that a lot.

Anywho now I’ve got some time to spare, so I’m hopefully going to get the blog updated for Bubba and Alley tonight. Just sit tight. They will be back to blogging as soon as I’m done!