Christmas is just around the corner, and I haven’t asked Santa for anything yet!  Can you believe it?  I think it’s because every time I decide on something I want I change my mind.  Alley says I shouldn’t bother because all I’m going to get is a stocking full of coal anyway, but to that I say he can shove it.  If anyone’s going to get a stocking of coal it’s going to be him.  He’s been a very bad kitteh lately.

So, what do you think I should ask Santa for?  I have a great family, a great home, and I’m happy.  What more could I want?

I know I haven’t been around lately, but that’s because I’ve been so busy having so much fun.  Then I get so tired from playing so hard I have to crash.  I’m not a young kitteh anymore ya know.  Anywho, you may ask what is so much fun.  Well, lil sister got a ball pit for her birthday, and it is A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!  There are like over 100 balls in there for me to play with!  It’s a kitteh paradise.

In the “old days” before lil sister the only things I really had to play with were my boring cat toys and the few sd memory cards that might get lost behind Mom’s desk (of course I usually got in trouble for batting those around). I did have a love of bottle caps, but my hoomans hardly ever drink bottled drinks. The balls, those are always in the floor to play with, though!  Lil sister has as much fun throwing them out of the ball pit as I have knocking them around, so we’ve been having ourselves a good ‘ole time!

Way to go Mommy. You just scared the heck out of me! I was minding my own business walking through the living room when I looked up and saw a big black cat sitting by the front door. I freaked out because a. I thought Mommy had brought another cat into the house to torture me with, and b. it was HUGE…like almost as big as me!

Turns out I was scared over nothing. It was just one of those big Halloween outdoor signs Mommy put in the front yard, and she put it by the door so Daddy will put it in the attic with the rest of the decorations. Still, I admit it scared me! I definitely don’t want anymore kittehs living here, and if we do get another kitteh it better not be that big!

Why is Alley always trying to rat me out and get me in trouble?  Okay, so the last time I got in trouble it was my own fault, but Alley always tries to make it worse by telling the world what I did wrong.  He brags about how he thinks he’s this perfect kitteh who never does anything bad.  Well I got news for him.  I live with him, and he’s far from an angel!

Just today he got in trouble because he decided he wanted to take a nap in the basket on the bathroom counter.  It wouldn’t have been so bad, but Mommy puts all her makeup and girlie stuff in there, and Alley fell asleep on Mommy’s fake lashes.  When he woke up they were stuck to his butt, and Mommy ended up having to cut them out of his fur! I admit it was pretty funny. His butt looked like a face!

Now, if Mommy would use some of that stuff that makes your lashes grow in thicker (click here to see what I’m talking about) she wouldn’t have lost her only pair of fake lashes. She really only uses them for Halloween anyway, but that shouldn’t matter. Alley should know better than to sleep anywhere he dang well pleases! He thinks he rules this house, but I’ve got news for him. He’s definitely mistaken on that one!

Mom and Bubba are both in so much trouble! Last night Mom let lil sister paint her first pumpkin. She spread newspaper out in the floor, gave lil sister some finger paints, and she painted away. I thought it was awesome because she was so busy with the pumpkin she left me alone for awhile!

Anyways, that’s not why they’re in trouble. The trouble started when Mom grabbed the wrong newspaper. She was supposed to use the old one because Dad hadn’t looked at the job ads yet, but she accidentally used the new one. Dad got pretty mad even though if it’s anything like the ads over the last year have been it was full of jobs like Prosthodontist Jobs and other jobs Dad isn’t qualified for. He’s busy looking for something because even though he found a new job in September he’s already laid off again.

Now you’re probably wondering how Bubba fits into all of this.  Well, you see, Mom left the pumpkin sitting on the newspaper in the kitchen last night so the paint could dry.  I don’t know if it was the newspaper, the pumpkin, or a combo of both, but Bubba decided he needed to pee in the middle of the night, and instead of begging at the door as usual he peed all over lil sister’s pumpkin!  Yeah, he’s in trouble, and now Mom is going to have to get another pumpkin so lil sister can paint it today!