Alley says I is sick all the times! That’s not nice! Ok, so I is sick a lot, but not all da times! I did have an infectuns, but I the vets gave me medacaysuns, and now I all better! I also got new foods that I likes a lot, and some stuffs called fish oils. It don’t smell like fishes or looks like fishies! Weird.

Mommy gets sick a lots too, but she doesn’t go to the vets. She goes to a people doctor, but I don’t think she goes as much as she should. That’s because she doesn’t have health insurance, so Mommy and Daddy can’t always affords to go to the doctors for everything. Daddy says the vet is cheap, so he can affords to take me to the vets when I gets sick. Why do people doctors have to bes so expensives? I don’t think it’s fair! People doctors should be nice and not charge as much!

Wow, it’s been awhile since Mom let me on the computer.  She doesn’t let me use it when she’s not around because she says I might go somewhere bad and get it sick.  I think it’s weird that computers get sick, too.  Maybe it’s been hanging around Bubba too much!  He gets sick all the time!  Good thing his kind of sick isn’t contageous to cats like me.

Speaking of cats, the Tigers won yesterday, and that put Mom in a really great mood!  Mom’s been in a bad mood all week because her blog is down, but she was happy about the game. She said they beat Duke 31-7.  They haven’t been playing very well this year, so that made her really happy.  I think we should celebrate by going to vegas, but I don’t think she agrees.

It’s not fair. Bubba got to go to the beach, but I never get to go anywhere! I think it’s time for a kitteh vacation! Next time they go on vacation I think I’ll try this.

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Todays is special because it’s Mommy’s birfday!  Happy Birfday Mommy!  We wuvs you!

Happy birfday to you!  Happy birfday to you!  You looks like a monkey and you smells like ones too!  Ok, you don’t looks like a monkey, but Daddy says you smell like one!

Yay! I gets to go to da vets tomorrows! Mommy says I’m the only doggies she knows who likes da vets, but I loves him! He gives me medacaysuns to makes me feel betters, lots of lovins, and lots of treats. Why wouldn’t I likes him?

My neck still hurts, and he’s going to makes it all betters. I’m all itchy and red, and Mommy says I has a yeast infections. I used to gets them all the times, but my medacaysuns made me better. Now I gots one that won’t go away, and it makes me feel bad.

Mommy says I’m not a very good security system when I feel bad. I didn’t bark when the UPS man came, and I always barks at him. Mommy said that’s how she knows I feel bad. I do feels bad, and I’m tired. I’m goings to go takes a nap now.

I decided it was time to get Mom to take a picture of my neck. I’m almost healed up, and my hair is starting to grow back! Dad keeps calling it my inverted mohawk, but it’s almost gone! I can’t wait for all my hair to grow back, and just in time for winter! I never knew it was so cold without fur!

All the scab is just about gone, and now I only have 3 small spots that aren’t healed. I do have a pretty gnarly scar, and man am I going to have a story to tell the ladies!