Why do some people do mean things to their doggies?  Doggies are creatures just like peoples, and we have feelings, too!  Somebody emailed Mommy a videos of a pitbull doggy pulling a car, and I don’t think dats right at all.  Dat doggie might be strong, but it could gets hurt doings dat.  Thank goodness dey didn’t wants it to pull somefing bigs like a motorhome!  Dat would reawwy hurt it.  I fink whether it’s motorhome towing or car towing it should be left ups to da big machines dat were mades to do it, not a poor doggy!

That’s it. I’m going on a diet! I tried to jump from the floor to the top of my cat tower, and I fell flat on my butt. Nope. I didn’t even land on my feet! I guess that’s how fat I am now. Mom might have some of the best female fat burner, but I doubt she has anything for males, especially male kittehs. Maybe I need to get something from the vet man to help me lose all my fat. I love to eat too much to eat less, and I’m too lazy to exercise. Maybe the vet man can give me something that will melt the fat away.

…or maybe Mom can buy me a shorter cat tree so I don’t have to jump so far.  I’m a genius!

I heards Mommy say somefins about her skin id, and I gots to tell ya if you asked me whats my skin id is I would has to say very bad. I know its sad, but I do gots very bad skin. Its all itchy all da times right now because it’s winters, and dere not too much I can dos abouts it.

I takes my medacaysuns likes da vet man says to do, but my skin still not doing good right now. I always been like dis. I used to be really really worse til Mommy puts me on Promeris. Now I lots better, but it still itchies in da winter times. Sometimes I still breaks out and gets pimples, too.

I hads to wait for Mommy to put lil sister to beds and gets done looking at acne product reviews before she lets me use da compuders tonights. I wants to say I not in troubles for getting in da trash, but I fink I learns my lesson. I gots super duper sicks from eatin da trashes, and I feeled bads all day longs. I snuggleds up to Daddy tonights after I takes my medicines, and now I feeling lots better.

I heards Mommy tell Daddy she buying new trashcans tomorrow…one wif a lock on da lids, but I dont fink she needs to. Being sick is bad enufs. I dont finks I eat trash ever ever again!

I don’t know what Bubba ate, but boy did it make him sick. He puked in the bathroom, and he had the runs all over the kitchen this morning. I guess if he stays sick he won’t need any weight loss diet supplements to lose all that weight he’s piled on eating so much.

I guess that’s what he gets for knocking the trash can over and eating something out of it while Mom and Dad weren’t home. I tried to warn him, but he didn’t listen. He was bullheaded as always. Maybe that’s why they call him a bulldog?