Ok dats it. I thinks I needs to go on a quick weight loss diet because I just brokes my chair I loves so much. Dis chair was all mine, and even tho it was all raggedy Mommy let me keeps it because I loves sleeping in it so much. It was an olds recliner, and it was super soft. Now I don’t has it anymore because my fat but hoppeds in it tonights and brokes da seat out! Now Daddy is gunna take it to da dumps! No fair!

All I been doin’ today is relaxing.  Da hoomans, all 3 of them have been gones just about all days.  I dunno where dey went.  Maybe dey went shopping to buy some of dat acne treatments stuff for Mommy since her face looks like pizza right nows. All I knows is dey was off doin’ hooman stuff, so I gots to stay home and chill all day wifout lil sister driving me nuts or trying to runs me over.  It was so nice and relaxin’.

I used to loves going to da parks with Mommy, but nows I don’t likes it very muches.  Dats because da parks are not smokes free, so I has to smells all dat nasty cigarette smokes floating through da air.  Tha doggy park is da worst.  Dere are always lots of hoomans out dere smoking.  I guess dey fink it’s bad to smoke near da kiddies at the normal park, but it’s ok to smoke around us doggehs.  Don’t dey know it’s bad for all of us?  Oh, and it smells bad, too!

Dere are a couple of ways to makes da stinky smokes go aways so I don’t has to smells it.  The best way is for all dese people to quit smoking, but I don’t sees dat happening.  The other way is for dese people to start buying electronic cigarettes because dey don’t smell bad. They don’t smell like nofin at all, and dey don’t let off harmful chemicals dat can make me or any hooman or doggeh around me sick. Why don’t da government hoomans ban nasty cigarettes in da

What is Alley complainings about?  He’s little and he can runs fast.  Lil sister is barely chasings him because he’s so fast and he hides.  Shes after me now.  I can’t takes a naps without her runnings me down!  She bumps into me and giggles!

Maybe I should moves far far away.  Is Philadelphia far aways enough?  We has family who lives there, so maybe I can go lives with them for awhiles.  I could look up philadelphia airport jobs and maybe gets a job there so I could have moneez to live on. I could be one of those bomb or drug sniffing doggehs. I has a nose. I likes to sniff. It seems like a good job to me! I’ve never seens a bomb sniffing bulldogs before! Dat would be so cool!

I feelz likes I deaded. Who needs fitness equipments when you can goes for walks wif Mommy and lil sisters? After lunches todays Mommy puts lil sister in her big seat wif wheels and we wents for a walks…a very very looooong walks. I feeled likes my legs were rubber, but I mades it home. Now I is pooped, but I gots my exercise! Now I finks I needs a long long naps to makes up for it, and maybe a cheeseburger? No? I’ll settles for da naps den.