Last night was so much fun! Papa Clyde retired, so there was a little party for him at Great Grandma Mattie’s house. There’s lots of room to run and play there, so Mommy and Daddy let me go, too. I got to play with the other doggy, Bear, who lives there, too, and Mommy even let me eat some of the food. She gave me some turkey and ham, so I could celebrate, too.  I had so much fun, and I got so tired from running I had to take a nap before we left.

After that we rode into town so I could enjoy the car ride a bit more. Little sister sat in her seat, and Daddy buckled me in the seat next to her. It’s so much fun riding around with little sister. We were going to go by the new pet store in town to see when it’s open, but it was gone! It was only there for about 2 months before it shut down. I hope whoever rents that building starts checking business credit reports before he rents it again.

There have been a lot of places open up in that place over the last year, and none of them have lasted more than a couple months. Mommy said that’s not even time to see how business is going to be. That place is in the busy part of town, too, so Mommy thought the pet store would last. I’m sad because I wanted a new toy, but Mommy promised to go to another pet store tomorrow to get me one. I guess that makes it all better.

What in the world was Alley thinking? He better hope Daddy has tv insurance, or he might be in big trouble when Daddy walks into the living room. Mommy is in there right now cleaning up kitty puke from the entertainment center, and Alley’s aim was right on if he was trying to splatter it all over the tv, too.

Mommy wouldn’t care if he hacked all over her tv in the bedroom because it’s old, but the tv in the living room is one of those flat screen kind that’s really expensive. I hope Mommy can clean it up because I’m afraid if Daddy finds it I might not have a kitty brother anymore!

Today I decided it’s time I start acting like a big doggy. I’m not a little puppy anymore, and Alley makes fun of me because I still talk like one. I know how to talk like a big doggy, so it’s time I start doing it. It’s bad enough Alley still makes fun of my weight and still says I need the best weight loss supplements out there (even though he promised he would stop), but I’m not giving him one more thing to make fun of me about. I’m going to talk like a big doggy now!  Take that, Alley!

I finks I figureds out how I can gets more compuder times wifout having to fights with Alley and Mommy to shares. Maybe I can does some chores and buys my own laptops. You can gets wholesale laptops for good prices dese days, and I has an ideas on hows I can gets some moneez.

I can helps Mommy babysits lil sisters. Maybe she gives me allowance for helpins her keeps an eye on da lil one. Maybe she gives me even more moneez if I stops having accidents in da house. I does do dat from times to times.

I bets I can get Nana Bob to gives me moneez if I keeps da neighbor’s kittehs outs of her yard. Dey keep scratchin ups her flower beds and pooping in dem, and shes not happy at alls. Den when I has enuf moneez to buy laptops at wholesale maybe I can makes more moneez selling dem to all my fur friends online. I bets lots of my friends wouldn’t mind not having to share da compuders wif der hoomans no more.

Hmmm…I finks it just might works.

Wow I has been so busy latelies. We hasn’t had much times for blogging even after Mommy upgraded us to a muches better blogs services. I has been spending all my times outsides playings in dis beautiful weathers and playing wif lil sister.

Mommy says we is going to da lakes today to plays, so I can’t waits. Dats gonna be lots of fun. I luvs to runs around and swims in da water, and in da summer time it makes da fat just melts off me. I hasn’t heard Alley calling me fat or telling me I needs weight loss pills that work because I been outside being actives. Take dat Alley. Just cuz I packs on da pounds in da winter don’t means I always fat. I gets outsides and plays and gets healthy unlike you.