Bubba is such a doofus, but sometimes that creates hours of entertainment for me to watch!  Mom, Dad, and Little Sister were gone most of the evening, so I had plenty of time to be lazy watching Bubba be stupid.

Little Sister has a beach ball that rolled under her bed and got stuck.  Well Bubba spotted it under the bed, and thanks to his ball obsession he decided he needed to have it.  The only problem is the bed had metal casters on it, and he couldn’t get the ball around the leg. He’d push it to the left with his nose, and it’d get stuck between the leg and the low side of the bed frame. He’d run around to the other side and push it towards the front of the bed. That side of the bed is higher, but he couldn’t figure out how to maneuver the ball away from the leg of the bed. Needless to say he spent hours running back and forth from one side of the bed to the other until Mom came home and rescued the ball.  It was quite amusing to watch!

Sorry you haven’t heard from me in awhile.  The truth is I’ve been grounded, so no computer time for me.  Yes kittehs can get grounded, too, if they’re bad, and I admit I did something bad.  I gacked all over one of little sister’s favorite t-shirts, and I also admit I may have done it on purpose.

Sometimes I get jealous because she gets all these cute and comfy clothes. They’re so comfy I love to crawl up in the drawers and lay on them. I even learned how to open the bottom two drawers on her dresser myself, but Mom still catches me because I haven’t figured out how to close the drawer once I’m inside.

The shirt I gacked on was one little sister’s personalized shirts like these right here. I don’t see what the big deal is. Mom washed it, and it’s all better now!

I would like to take a minute to give Bubba a major eye roll. He needs to stop worrying so much about buying some mega expensive TV. Heck I don’t even know if he can even see the darn thing to know the picture quality is way better than what we have right now. I think he needs to be worrying more about some vision insurance than a new TV! Just a few minutes ago I watched him walk straight into a closed door! Either he didn’t see it, he just wasn’t paying attention, or he’s dumber than I thought. I put my money on a combination of all three!

I made a new friend today!  Her name is Pookie, and we met at the vet’s office.  I think she found me too handsome to resist.  She’s cool, but I could never go for a kitteh like her.  I think she’s the biggest kitteh I’ve ever seen!  She’s even bigger than Aunt Trenia’s kittehs, and Mom says they’re so big they need one of those Howard medical computer carts to be rolled through the house on.

Pookie was such a large girl her owner couldn’t carry her in the cat box. She had to get one of the men in the vet’s office to carry Pookie inside for her. Wow. She must eat a lot. Mom said she’s never seen a cat so big either, and she feels bad for poor Pookie. I bet she’s on lots of medicines because she’s unhealthy. I’m so glad Mom doesn’t let me get super fat like that. I like being healthy, and I hope to live a long and happy life as a healthy kitteh.

That’s it.  We need a bigger house!  Where does Mom expect me to sleep when she’s got computers spread all over the place? I know she says we need the extra money, so she’s taking as many repairs as she can handle right now, but I don’t like giving up all my favorite sleeping spots in her room. Lately I’ve liked to curl up on a pillow on the dresser, but I can’t do that anymore. She put my pillow in the floor, so she could have extra room to put the computers she’s working on. A few days ago it was a desktop. This morning it’s three acer laptop computers she’s got to work on this week.

I just want my favorite sleeping spot back!  We didn’t have this problem before little sister was born.  We had plenty of room because Mom had her own office where she worked on computers, but when little sister arrived Mom turned her office into a nursery.  That means Mom’s office got spread all over the place.

I don’t see what the problem is.  Dad’s a carpenter, so why can’t he just build us more rooms?  He could build Mom an office, and a special kitteh room would be nice, too.  Oooh, and maybe he could build a dungeon to lock Bubba in when he’s being especially annoying!  I can dream can’t I?