I see Mom pulled herself away from her other activities long enough to finally get our blog updated. Yay for Mom! I was wondering if she’d ever get around to it. Yesterday she was supposed to go shopping with Aunt Brittany for a Samsung HDTV, but little sister was sick and they didn’t go.

I know Bubba is too lazy to make Mom do stuff, so I took advantage of her being home, and I spent most of the day walking under her feet making sure I was there as a constant reminder that she needed to do something for me. All I wanted was a blog update! I stayed so close to her all day she even tripped over me a couple times when I was between her feet. I think it worked, though, because she took care of our blog after little sister went to sleep last night.

Next time I want something I’m going to do that again. It seems to really work!

Yep. It’s true. Everyone forgot my birthday yesterday. Mom remembered this morning, and she was very very sorry. She gave me a can of tuna to make up for it, and promised to buy me a new kitteh toy. I can’t blame her for forgetting. She forgets everything now that little sister is here taking up all her attention.

I’m still mad at Bubba. I don’t forget his birthday!

I don’t know what Bubba is talking about.   Yeah it was nice not having the hoomans here all day.  I didn’t have to deal with Mom hogging the computer to read those diet pill reviews she’s always looking at, but it definitely wasn’t relaxing.

Every single time I tried to chill out Bubba would start snoring really loud and disturb me. I’d be ok with his snoring if he didn’t follow me like a shadow. See, he doesn’t want me to tell you, but he’s scared of the big booms that happen a lot when the weather is hot outside. When he hears one of those big booms when Mom and Dad aren’t home he runs to my side, and he won’t go away until the booms go away. He’s a big ole scaredy! We had a lot of booms this afternoon, so he stuck to me like that sticky stuff on mouse traps. It was quite annoying.

Thank goodness Mom and Dad are home now so he can follow them around instead. Too bad now I have to listen to little sister, though, because she won’t go to sleep, and she’s squealing really loud. I swear everyone in this house is out to punish me.

When I sat in the window all day calling out for the girl cats outside Dad did something I’ll never forgive him for. He took away my manhood. Now I’m not interested in sitting in the window calling the women all day, but Dad’s happy because he doesn’t have to listen to me anymore.

Too bad it’s not so easy to shut up little sister. She was up half the night crying, and she’s been crying a lot today, too. She didn’t let any of us get any sleep, and you sure can tell it. Not even the best eye creams in the world will take away those bags under Mom’s eyes. Little sister is chewing on everything, too, so Mom says she’s probably cutting another tooth. Boy will I be glad when she gets all those teeth in so I don’t have to listen to her crying anymore! I need my beauty rest, and she keeps interrupting it. Maybe Gramma Kayce will let me stay with her for awhile until all this is over.  Then again I still like my idea of returning her, too.

Listen up all you spammers out there. I am not a hooman therefore I do not need hooman stuff! Neither does Bubba (although I think he does think he’s hooman sometimes), so leaving us lots and lots of spam comments on our blog with links to hooman stuff is not going to get us to buy your products. Even if they were kitteh products I still wouldn’t buy them because I don’t like spammers.

Mom has been helping me get rid of lots of spam comments on our blog tonight because we got attacked by a spammer. This spammer has been leaving lots and lots of comments for everything under the sun from diet pills and hgh supplement to incontinence pads. I admit Bubba does have a peeing problem. He pees when he gets super excited to see someone, and yeah he probably does need some incontinence pads, but I will not allow my mom to buy them from somebody who spams people for a living. That’s just not right!