I just wanted to stop by to say YES I would like some more toys. Do you hear me? That means I better get some new toys tomorrow! Yes, you heard me!

Anyway, I think Mom needs to pick up some Phentermine while she’s out. You didn’t hear it from me, but Bubba’s starting to look a little thick around the waist if you know what I mean. I don’t care if Mom says he’s just “big boned” or if the vet says he’s not too fat. When he comes running through the house wide open and knocks me over with that big butt of his, he needs to lose some of it!

I admit I’ve added a few extra pounds myself this year, but it’s just my winter weight. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

Wow, it’s been awhile since Mom let me on the computer.  She doesn’t let me use it when she’s not around because she says I might go somewhere bad and get it sick.  I think it’s weird that computers get sick, too.  Maybe it’s been hanging around Bubba too much!  He gets sick all the time!  Good thing his kind of sick isn’t contageous to cats like me.

Speaking of cats, the Tigers won yesterday, and that put Mom in a really great mood!  Mom’s been in a bad mood all week because her blog is down, but she was happy about the game. She said they beat Duke 31-7.  They haven’t been playing very well this year, so that made her really happy.  I think we should celebrate by going to vegas, but I don’t think she agrees.

It’s not fair. Bubba got to go to the beach, but I never get to go anywhere! I think it’s time for a kitteh vacation! Next time they go on vacation I think I’ll try this.

more animals

I decided it was time to get Mom to take a picture of my neck. I’m almost healed up, and my hair is starting to grow back! Dad keeps calling it my inverted mohawk, but it’s almost gone! I can’t wait for all my hair to grow back, and just in time for winter! I never knew it was so cold without fur!

All the scab is just about gone, and now I only have 3 small spots that aren’t healed. I do have a pretty gnarly scar, and man am I going to have a story to tell the ladies!

Ahhh…the sound of silence. Most of the household is asleep. Bubba and Dad are curled up in bed, and Mom finally let me have some time at the computer while she makes breakfast. I read a few cat blogs, now I’m ready to help Mom do some Christmas shopping. I know, nobody wants to hear that word “Christmas” right now, but Mom said it’s just around the corner. She’s got lots of shopping to do, and I’m going to make sure she gets everything on my wishlist.

I’ve been peeping over her shoulder a lot, and I think I’ve figured out how to use that plastic card thing in her purse. She finds what she wants to buy, pulls that plastic card out of her purse, types in some numbers, and the next thing ya know something in a box shows up on our doorstep! Normally the box is all I care about because what’s in the box isn’t for me, but if I can figure out how to get that card thing out of her purse I might have to buy lots of stuffs for me!

You know, Mom would have a lot more money to spend on me if she didn’t have to buy so much for all those other hoomans. I think she should check out that Abundatrade site. She could trade in her used cds, dvds, or all those books she’s got lying around to get stuff for the hoomans. Then she’d have a ton of the green stuff to spend on cool stuff for me like kitteh gardens, catnip, and mice!

It’s really easy to use. All she has to do is give Abundatrade a list of the stuff she’s got, and they’ll tell her what’s worth trading in. She’ll get points for the stuff she sends them, and then she can use the points to buy new stuff! I know she’s got a ton of books and cds around here. I like laying in the box of books under her desk, but I’d be willing to give up the book box if it means she’ll use the points to buy Dad his Playstation games or even electronics like that Xbox 360 he wants so bad! She could spend all that extra cash on me! Who knows, Abundatrade might even have something a kitteh like me would like. I wonder if they have any cool cat music or dvds.

What’s really cool is the Abundatrade people are in Mt Pleasant, SC. Mom’s aunt lives there, and that’s at the beach. Mom could save herself the hassle of shipping her stuff to Abundatrade because they offer a local drop off option. Maybe I should convince her to go to she her aunt, drop off her stuff, and take me to the beach!

Why is it so hard to find a nice warm spot to sleep around here?  I like to sleep on the back of the couch, but Mom has the living room shut off so she doesn’t have to heat that room.  My second favorite place to sleep is on top of the tv in Mom’s office, but she’s got one of those hot wax things up there.  We all know what happens when I step in the hot wax thing.  It burns me then Mom has to cut the wax out of my fur.  I don’t want to go there again!

I tried to curl up in bed with Dad, but he’s being a bed hog.  He knocked me off his pillow, then he almost squished me when he rolled over.  If I lay in the floor in front of the wood stove Bubba feels the need to join me, and I don’t want to sleep in a pool of slobber!

I guess I’ll just crawl up in Mom’s lap again whether she likes it or not!