Just because Bubba decided it’s time to finally grow up doesn’t mean I’m going to stop making fun of him.  That’s just wishful thinking on his part.  Now I have an excuse to make fun of him for acting like a baby for so long when he already knew he wasn’t a puppy anymore.  Between you and me I think he was just doing it to get attention from Mom, but now that Little Sister is around he knows it isn’t going to work anymore.

Oh, and I’m still going to call him fat.  I didn’t break my promise!  I promised I wouldn’t call him fat and tell him he needs diet pills anymore if he promised to stop being gross.  Well he didn’t stop being gross, so fat jokes and diet pill references are still fair game.

Mom even has a tab open on a website for phentermine right now. Either she still thinks she’s fat (which she isn’t), or she’s starting to get my hint that Bubba needs to lose some weight!

Bubba is in so much trouble right now!  This morning he ate a baby sock and didn’t tell nobody.  No, he’s not in trouble for eating the sock because nobody knew he did it.  Mom doesn’t even know how he got the sock because she hasn’t done any baby laundry today.  Maybe the sock monster that lives in the dryer gave it to him.

He’s in trouble because after he ate the sock he got really sick and threw up everywhere.  He climbed up on the couch in Mom’s office where she folds clothes, and he left a big ‘ole pile of doggy gack on top of the laundry Mom had just taken out of the dryer to fold! The dereon shirt Mom borrowed from Aunt Mo’ was on the very top of the pile, and he gacked all over it. Mom said if she can’t get the doggy gack stains out she’ll have to buy Aunt Mo’ a new shirt.

Way to go Bubba! Why do dogs have to eat weird stuff? I bet that sock didn’t even taste good, did it? Yeah, that’s what you get for eating Little Sister’s clothes!

Would someone please tell little sister that babies are supposed to sleep a lot? I think she forgot that she’s supposed to do that. The last couple of days she’s been bouncing off the chandeliers. Ok, so she isn’t literally bouncing off them because we don’t have any, but she’s been soooooo hyper!

She’s driving me crazy! She isn’t taking naps, and Mommy has been having a really hard time getting her to sleep at night. She didn’t go to sleep until 3am last night! Little sister, that is not good, and you are driving me crazy. Please go to sleep so I can have some nice quiet time without you…and with Mommy all to myself!

Ok I give. I promise to stop telling Bubba he needs things like herbal diet supplements and weight loss pills if he’ll stop being gross! He came inside from his little late night poop run, and he smells HORRIBLE! This time it’s not his own stink, but something he rolled in. Mom said he smells like something died, so he probably found a rotting pile of something or a dead animal and thought it’d be fun to roll in it.

I swear dogs are sooooooo gross!

Mom couldn’t wash him right that minute because she was putting little sister to sleep. Daddy was taking a shower, so Mom locked Bubba in the bathroom with him so Dad would give him a bath. I guess he smelled so bad that it worked. Dad hopped out of the shower and gave Bubba a bath. Then he had to get back in the shower to wash the the nasty smell off him, too.

Now I remember why I used to hate dogs before Bubba came along. They do some really weird and really nasty things!

I don’t care how much time Bubba spends outside. His butt is still getting big. It’s like twice as big as me! If he’s not getting fatter maybe he has hemorrhoids. If he does we need to find him the best hemorrhoids treatment for dogs so his butt will stop growing before it gets so big it runs us all out of the house.

Okay maybe it’s not getting that big, but I’m still mad at him for forgetting my birthday, and I’ll keep coming up with reasons to call him fat until he finally apologizes.

Little sister is my favorite person right now since I’m anti-Bubba at the moment, so I want to help her out. Mom entered her in the Gerber Generations Photo Search, and I really want her to win! If you want to help out you can vote for her, too! You can vote once per day per email address through July 31st, so don’t forget to help a kitteh out, and vote for my little sister everyday! You can vote by clicking here!