Where did all my warm weather go?  Sunshine please come back.  It’s cold today, and I’m stuck inside listening to Mommy on the phone with Aunt Brittany going on and on about acne lotions, hair conditioners, and other girl stuff she’s got to order when she gets paid this week.

I think I need to retreat to the bedroom and take a nap. Maybe if I’m quiet enough I can sneak up on the nice comfy bed, and Dad won’t yell at me because he won’t hear me!  I hope the sunshine comes back tomorrow, so I can take a nice long nap out in the soft grass and sun.

While Bubba was outside playing and on the couch being lazy today I was taking advantage of all that time I got to use the computer without him trying to steal it from me.  I’ve been thinking that I need to make moneez if I want to keep a supply of kitteh treats in this house.  With moneez being tight Mom hasn’t been buying a lot of extra treats for us.  This kitteh needs his treats, so I spent the day researching internet marketing strategies.

Ya know I think I could actually make some money online if I could just figure out what I want to sell. Can I sell Bubba? Nevermind. I don’t think anybody would want to buy that lazy ‘ole dog. Maybe I should sell my pawtagraph! I bet there are tons of people dieing to get a copy of The Great Alley Cat’s Paw!  I’ll make it cheap, too…only 5 bags of kitteh treats each!  Why worry about moneez when I can just go straight to the kitteh treats?

Oh boy the nice weather is here, and I’m loving it!  Mommy says I shouldn’t get used to it yet because it’s too early in the year to stay warm, but I’m definitely enjoying every minute of it.  It’s so warm Mommy gave me a bath outside yesterday!

Then today I got to go outside and play and play and play until I was so tired I had to go inside and sleep on the couch.  I woke up a few times, and Daddy was next to me.  He was watching something on tv about some guy who did magic stuff.  I think his name was hoodia gordonii or maybe it was Houdini. I don’t really care. He didn’t bother me while I took my nap, and when I woke up he let me go outside to play again.

Then they went to a cookout, and when they got home Mommy gave me a hotdog. I love hotdogs more than warm weather! It was such a good day.

Bubba is soooooo gross!  Mom let him go outside for awhile this morning since it’s such a pretty day.  It’s 75 degrees right now, and I wish I could go outside and enjoy it, too.  Instead I’m stuck inside smelling whatever it is that Bubba ate this morning while he was out there.  I don’t know what it was, but oh my dog is the smell it has created gross!

Someone needs to give him a colon cleansing stat! We need to knock this smell out of him before it kills us all!  Maybe he needs to go outside again where he can fart on the outdoor world instead of inside where I’m locked up with him in this death trap of a house!

Why is it when Mom forgets to buy something at the store it’s usually something she was supposed to buy for me?  Tonight she came in with a bag full of stuff, so I peeped inside hoping she didn’t forget me.  I saw skin care products, Diaper Genie refills, and plenty of people food, but she forgot the most important thing…kitteh food!

Didn’t she realize it’d been a whole 3 hours since I emptied my bowl, and I was about to whither away to skin and bones?  I meowed around the bag a few minutes until Mom realized she forgot my food.  She sent Dad to the gas station to get whatever they had on hand because the store that sells my food was already closed by then.  He’ll have to get my regular food tomorrow, and boy will I be glad when he does.

That gas station stuff was N-A-S-T-Y!  I keep meowing at Mom hoping she’ll magically make some of my favorite food appear in my bowl, but it hasn’t happened yet.  She did give me a can of tuna when she realized I wasn’t eating the nasty food.  I love tuna, so maybe I should complain about my food more often.  I definitely wouldn’t mind living on a tuna fish diet for the rest of my life!