It’s just not fair, not fair at all I tell ya!  Every time I get comfortable on the bed Mommy wakes me up and tells me to move.  She doesn’t mind me sleeping on the bed, but Daddy complains about it all the time.  She doesn’t want to listen to him complain, so she makes me move. Maybe he should sleep on my dog bed, and see how he likes it. I bet he’d move to the big bed, too.vvTheir bed is sooo comfortable. 

I know how to fix this situation and make everyone happy.  Next time Mommy finds a mattress sale she needs to buy me one of my own that’s just like theirs is. It doesn’t have to be as big as their bed, but I would love to have my own mattress that’s just as comfy!

Haha! I’m laughing soooo hard right now! This morning Mom got a delivery from UPS. I was hoping it was going to be a present for me, but it was more diapers for little sister.

When the UPS guy was walking to the house to deliver the package he stepped in Bubba’s poop! It squished up all over his shoe and was gross smelling! It was so funny! When Mom answered the door he was complaining about it, so she gave him some paper towels to clean it off, but when Mom shut the door she said it was his fault because he chose to walk through the yard instead of using the concrete walkway to the porch. He should watch where he’s going! Maybe she should put up one of those safety signs that says to keep on the sidewalk or your might step in poop!

Dad does scoop Bubba’s poop from the yard, but with the rain the last couple of days he hasn’t done it yet.  Besides this is our yard and our rules!  I bet next time he’ll stay on the walkway!

Boo hoo, Bubba. He acts like nobody loves him anymore, but the truth is he’s soooo spoiled rotten. Mom and Dad spend so much time with him, and they’d buy him anything he wants. Every month when Dad drives to G’ Vegas to pick up premium cigars when they go on sale he always stops at Pet Smart and gets Bubba something. Of course he hardly ever remembers to get anything for me!

Bubba is so lucky. Dad doesn’t hate him like he hates me. At least I have Mom and Little Sister to love on me. Little Sister loves me soooo much more than she loves Bubba!

Sometimes I feel like I don’t get to spend enough time with my peoples, and today has been one of those days.  Daddy left early this morning to go help one of Great Grandma’s friends fix her house.  Mommy said something about the water busted, and Daddy went to help because the little old lady is on disability insurance, and she can’t afford to pay anyone to fix it. It’s a good thing Daddy is great at fixing stuff like that, but he was gone a lot.

I didn’t get to spend much time with Mommy either because little sister has been in a bad mood, and she’s been clinging to Mommy like a little monkey. I was hoping I’d get to spend some time with her after little sister went to bed, but Mommy said she had a ton of work to do. Daddy is home now, though, so I think I’m going to go sit at his feet. If I sit there long enough he’ll get down in the floor and love on me. I love sitting in front of the fire and chilling out with Daddy. It reminds me that I still mean a lot to him even if he doesn’t get to spend a lot of time with me these days.

Mom has been ranting and raving all day today about how she’s got to find the best treatment for acne because she’s already breaking out from stress because it’s time to do the taxes again.  Boy am I glad doggies don’t have to do taxes!  I don’t make any moneez anyway, but it would suck if I had to do all that stuff, too.  It looks like it gives Mommy a big headache.

I don’t like the tax people one bit, though.  Mommy says they get more moneez towards their deductions now because little sister is their dependent.  I think that’s bogus.  Why can’t they get more moneez for having me and Alley, too?  Do I look like I take care of myself?  No!  I depend on Mommy and Daddy for everything, so I think I should qualify as a dependent, too!  I could use all the extra moneez they could get to buy me more food and toys.  I love food and toys so much, so I think it’s just not fair to deprive me of all those extra ones I’m dreaming about!