Dear Fuzzle,

You may think you are the ruler of Gramma’s house because you act all mean hissing and swatting at everyone, but let me tell you something.  You need to come to my house because you have lost your title.  There’s a new Queen in town, and you haven’t seen nothing until you face the wrath of temper tantrum toddler!

Once you see her in full blown tantrum mode you’ll be hiding anywhere you can find to get away from her.  This morning I had to hide on Mom’s desk.  It was the closest spot to flee, and I didn’t care if Mom yelled at me for making a mess of her paperwork.  I’d rather be yelled at by Mom than have to face lil sister.  Besides, Mom needs to get that document management software she wants, so she won’t have to worry about the papers on her desk.

Oh Fuzzle you should have seen lil sister. If I didn’t know better I’d swear her eyes turned red, her head spun around in circles, and claws shot out of her little fingers. It was HOR-RI-BLE!

If you spot her in one of her moods when she’s at your house I suggest you run as fast as you can and hide!

Your Friend,

Alley

Why does Christmas have to be over already?  I was having so much fun, and it ended way too soon.  Plus the house smelled so good like lots of yummy food all weekend!

Did you get lots of presents? I did! Lil sister got more than me, but I’m not jealous.  I got lots of presents that I love a lot.  I got some doggy treats, some new balls, and I got a stuffed flying squirrel!  It’s the awesomest!  It’s got a sling shot on it’s cape, so Daddy can shoot it across the yard for me to chase.  It can fly up to 50 feet!  It’s the best present ever.

Alley got lots of kitteh toys, too, and some kitteh treats.  I saw him chasing a toy mouse around the living room this morning, so I think he likes his toys, too.  Most of all he loved all the presents under the tree, and I’m glad those are gone.  I was tired of hearing Daddy yell at him to get out of the tree and off the presents! Maybe next year Mommy will order food gifts for everybody so I don’t have to listen to that all through Christmas.  I’d eat them all, and they wouldn’t be under the tree long enough for Alley to get into!

Anywho, you know what was best of all? We got a White Christmas. Yes, really!  That’s a big deal for us because Mommy says we’ve only had a White Christmas 3 times since the early 1900s, and this is the first one she’s ever seen.  She’s almost 30, so the last one must have been a looooong time ago.  Mommy’s pretty old, ya know.

I love snow so much, and I think I’m going to get off the computer and go play in it some more before it all melts away.  I wish it could snow all the time!

Brrrr it’s been a cold day around here.  Scratch that.  It’s been a cold week!  It’s so cold even all my fur can’t keep me warm.  You know what my favorite thing to do is when it’s cold now?  I looooove to climb up in little sister’s lap and snuggle with her.  She loves all over me and shares her cookies while keeping me warm!

Don’t we look cute together?

Man is it cold today! Mom and Dad spent the morning playing Nintendo Wii while Ellie ran around playing with her dolls and dancing to the music.  It’s so cold we got some snow last night!  I think they needed to keep moving to stay warm, so they were playing one of those Wii sports games that makes them run around like crazy.   I almost got squished under Dad’s big feet a few times!

Bubba is hogging my favorite spot in front of the wood stove, so when they got done playing I climbed up on the Wii and went to sleep for awhile because every kitteh knows a video game console is a great place to sleep.  So what if we have a habit of clogging them up with our fur?  The consoles stay nice and warm for awhile even after they’re turned off, so it’s like sleeping on your own little heated bed.  Too bad the video games don’t radiate warmth like that because we’ve got plenty of those laying around, and I could sleep on them when Mom chases me off the Wii!

I was going to tell you all about the adventure I had tonight when I chased a bigggg mean dog out of our yard, but now I’m too tired.  I’ve been patiently waiting to get online while Mommy was writing a blog post about car insurance quotes, but she was boring me so much it just made me sleepy. Now I’m having a hard time holding my eyes open!  Oh well I guess I’ll tell you anyway before I go to sleep.

This BIG doggy came into our yard tonight.  Actually I’m not sure if he was really a dog or a horse pretending to be a dog!  Anywho Mom, lil sister, and I were taking a walk, and he came running through the yard growling at us!  I wasn’t letting him hurt my lil sister, so I lunged so hard towards him that I broke my harness in two places.

family, though, so now he knows not to come back to my yard again!

I didn’t mean to break it, and I can’t believe I was strong enough to!  It was a super heavy duty harness!  When it broke I figured I might as well go ahead and take advantage of the situation to scare the guy, and boy it worked!  I wasn’t even barking, just running as hard as I could to get between him and lil sister, and you know what?  That big mean looking doggy was such a wimp he tucked his tail and took off running in the other direction!  Wow!  You know he had to be a wimp if he was scared of a bully like me!

I got an extra treat when we got inside for protecting my lil sister like that.  Mommy was so proud of me!  She had to pull my old collar out of the closet so I could go pee before bed tonight, and now she has to go get me a new harness tomorrow.   I was getting tired of the old one anyway.  It was blue, and I’m not very fond of blue.  I’d like a black one this time!