I was watching TV with Daddy tonight, and when the commercials came on I saw something I thought would be really really fun to have.  There was a commercial for a Polaris ATV, and now I want one!

Talk about the perfect way to get around! Daddy could help me up on it, and we could ride around everywhere instead of taking walks around the pasture. Being a bully I don’t like to walk far because I get tired easy. I could go all over the place with Daddy on one of those! I think he needs to get me one for Christmas. What do you think?

I really hope Mommy and Daddy find new jobs soon because I’m getting sick and tired of them being home all the time hogging the tv and computer. Daddy is always playing his video games that’s full of loud bangs and stuff, and that wakes me up from my naps. I can’t get any peace around here anymore!

Plus when Daddy got laid off it put a lot of stress on both Mommy and Daddy. They got to have money to feed us and stuff, ya know? When they get stressed they both have bad attitudes, and it’s not fun when they’re both in a bad mood! We need happy time again!

Boy is it not fun around here tonight!  Little sister is sick again because she got her shots today, and they don’t make her feel good.  That doesn’t mean she couldn’t be mean to me, though!  All evening she has wanted to body slam me every time she sees me.  I mean it!  She would run and jump on top of me and squish me flat like a pancake!  Who knew such a little girl could do that?

She finally stopped trying to squish me when Mom made her go to bed, but then I had to listen to Mom yelling at Dad for messing up her netbook.  She was yelling at Bubba and me, too, because she says one of us messed it up, and she banned us all from using it.  I haven’t heard her yell this much since she was trying to find new managed hosting after her last hosting company screwed up big time.

At least I know I didn’t kill Mom’s computer. I bet it was Bubba because Dad doesn’t use it much. Sometimes he uses it after Mom goes to bed, but that’s not very often. I don’t know what happened, but all I know is she got a virus, and it’s BAAAAAD. Mom said it won’t even load Windows, and she’s been working for hours trying to clean it up. She’s using something called Ubuntu to get in and fix stuff, and she promised me she backed up all my pictures so I wouldn’t lose them. I hope she’s right!

Alley is always picking on me for being so scared of everything, but you know what?  He’s just a big ‘ole scaredy cat who doesn’t want to admit that he gets scared, too!  Tonight we’re having lots of bad weather.  There’s all this booming and howling going on outside, so of course I’m scared.  We even have tornadoes tonight, and that IS scary!  I am manly enough to admit that I’m scared, though.

Alley, he won’t admit it, but I caught him being scared!  I was walking by the bathroom minding my own business when a big boom went off outside the window.  Alley jumped about a 1000 feet in the air knocking Mom’s anti wrinkle serum off in the floor before landing on the floor next to it and running to hide!  I laughed so hard at him!  Of course he pretended he wasn’t scared and said he meant to do that, but I don’t believe him!  He’s a big ‘ole wuss!

Note to self… after little sister has a birthday party it’s a good idea to hide because she comes home jacked up on sugar from eating so much birthday cake!  She chased me around the house like crazy until she sugar wore off, then she took a nice long nap.  I thoroughly enjoyed every moment she was sleeping because when she woke up Dad snuck her more cake when Mom wasn’t looking…and it all started all over again!

Honestly I’m sick and tired of seeing birthday cake.  Little sister got THREE cakes, and it’s not even really her birthday yet.  Her birthday is tomorrow.  I don’t want to see all that cake if I can’t have any.  It’s just not fair.  Luckily Dad has eaten a ton of it, so it won’t be in the house taunting me for long.  Seriously, he’s eaten so much of it he said he feels sick now.  I think he needs to slow down on the cake before he’s begging Mom to find him diets that work fast. If he keeps eating cake like this he’s going to blow up like one of little sister’s big birthday balloons!