Would someone please tell little sister that babies are supposed to sleep a lot? I think she forgot that she’s supposed to do that. The last couple of days she’s been bouncing off the chandeliers. Ok, so she isn’t literally bouncing off them because we don’t have any, but she’s been soooooo hyper!

She’s driving me crazy! She isn’t taking naps, and Mommy has been having a really hard time getting her to sleep at night. She didn’t go to sleep until 3am last night! Little sister, that is not good, and you are driving me crazy. Please go to sleep so I can have some nice quiet time without you…and with Mommy all to myself!

I finks I figureds out how I can gets more compuder times wifout having to fights with Alley and Mommy to shares. Maybe I can does some chores and buys my own laptops. You can gets wholesale laptops for good prices dese days, and I has an ideas on hows I can gets some moneez.

I can helps Mommy babysits lil sisters. Maybe she gives me allowance for helpins her keeps an eye on da lil one. Maybe she gives me even more moneez if I stops having accidents in da house. I does do dat from times to times.

I bets I can get Nana Bob to gives me moneez if I keeps da neighbor’s kittehs outs of her yard. Dey keep scratchin ups her flower beds and pooping in dem, and shes not happy at alls. Den when I has enuf moneez to buy laptops at wholesale maybe I can makes more moneez selling dem to all my fur friends online. I bets lots of my friends wouldn’t mind not having to share da compuders wif der hoomans no more.

Hmmm…I finks it just might works.

Ok I give. I promise to stop telling Bubba he needs things like herbal diet supplements and weight loss pills if he’ll stop being gross! He came inside from his little late night poop run, and he smells HORRIBLE! This time it’s not his own stink, but something he rolled in. Mom said he smells like something died, so he probably found a rotting pile of something or a dead animal and thought it’d be fun to roll in it.

I swear dogs are sooooooo gross!

Mom couldn’t wash him right that minute because she was putting little sister to sleep. Daddy was taking a shower, so Mom locked Bubba in the bathroom with him so Dad would give him a bath. I guess he smelled so bad that it worked. Dad hopped out of the shower and gave Bubba a bath. Then he had to get back in the shower to wash the the nasty smell off him, too.

Now I remember why I used to hate dogs before Bubba came along. They do some really weird and really nasty things!

I don’t care how much time Bubba spends outside. His butt is still getting big. It’s like twice as big as me! If he’s not getting fatter maybe he has hemorrhoids. If he does we need to find him the best hemorrhoids treatment for dogs so his butt will stop growing before it gets so big it runs us all out of the house.

Okay maybe it’s not getting that big, but I’m still mad at him for forgetting my birthday, and I’ll keep coming up with reasons to call him fat until he finally apologizes.

Little sister is my favorite person right now since I’m anti-Bubba at the moment, so I want to help her out. Mom entered her in the Gerber Generations Photo Search, and I really want her to win! If you want to help out you can vote for her, too! You can vote once per day per email address through July 31st, so don’t forget to help a kitteh out, and vote for my little sister everyday! You can vote by clicking here!

Wow I has been so busy latelies. We hasn’t had much times for blogging even after Mommy upgraded us to a muches better blogs services. I has been spending all my times outsides playings in dis beautiful weathers and playing wif lil sister.

Mommy says we is going to da lakes today to plays, so I can’t waits. Dats gonna be lots of fun. I luvs to runs around and swims in da water, and in da summer time it makes da fat just melts off me. I hasn’t heard Alley calling me fat or telling me I needs weight loss pills that work because I been outside being actives. Take dat Alley. Just cuz I packs on da pounds in da winter don’t means I always fat. I gets outsides and plays and gets healthy unlike you.