He’s Still Fat and Gross
July 15, 2010
Just because Bubba decided it’s time to finally grow up doesn’t mean I’m going to stop making fun of him. That’s just wishful thinking on his part. Now I have an excuse to make fun of him for acting like a baby for so long when he already knew he wasn’t a puppy anymore. Between you and me I think he was just doing it to get attention from Mom, but now that Little Sister is around he knows it isn’t going to work anymore.
Oh, and I’m still going to call him fat. I didn’t break my promise! I promised I wouldn’t call him fat and tell him he needs diet pills anymore if he promised to stop being gross. Well he didn’t stop being gross, so fat jokes and diet pill references are still fair game.
Mom even has a tab open on a website for phentermine right now. Either she still thinks she’s fat (which she isn’t), or she’s starting to get my hint that Bubba needs to lose some weight!
