Eating Socks
July 11, 2010
Bubba is in so much trouble right now! This morning he ate a baby sock and didn’t tell nobody. No, he’s not in trouble for eating the sock because nobody knew he did it. Mom doesn’t even know how he got the sock because she hasn’t done any baby laundry today. Maybe the sock monster that lives in the dryer gave it to him.
He’s in trouble because after he ate the sock he got really sick and threw up everywhere. He climbed up on the couch in Mom’s office where she folds clothes, and he left a big ‘ole pile of doggy gack on top of the laundry Mom had just taken out of the dryer to fold! The dereon shirt Mom borrowed from Aunt Mo’ was on the very top of the pile, and he gacked all over it. Mom said if she can’t get the doggy gack stains out she’ll have to buy Aunt Mo’ a new shirt.
Way to go Bubba! Why do dogs have to eat weird stuff? I bet that sock didn’t even taste good, did it? Yeah, that’s what you get for eating Little Sister’s clothes!
