Ok I give. I promise to stop telling Bubba he needs things like herbal diet supplements and weight loss pills if he’ll stop being gross! He came inside from his little late night poop run, and he smells HORRIBLE! This time it’s not his own stink, but something he rolled in. Mom said he smells like something died, so he probably found a rotting pile of something or a dead animal and thought it’d be fun to roll in it.

I swear dogs are sooooooo gross!

Mom couldn’t wash him right that minute because she was putting little sister to sleep. Daddy was taking a shower, so Mom locked Bubba in the bathroom with him so Dad would give him a bath. I guess he smelled so bad that it worked. Dad hopped out of the shower and gave Bubba a bath. Then he had to get back in the shower to wash the the nasty smell off him, too.

Now I remember why I used to hate dogs before Bubba came along. They do some really weird and really nasty things!