All I been doin’ today is relaxing.  Da hoomans, all 3 of them have been gones just about all days.  I dunno where dey went.  Maybe dey went shopping to buy some of dat acne treatments stuff for Mommy since her face looks like pizza right nows. All I knows is dey was off doin’ hooman stuff, so I gots to stay home and chill all day wifout lil sister driving me nuts or trying to runs me over.  It was so nice and relaxin’.

I used to loves going to da parks with Mommy, but nows I don’t likes it very muches.  Dats because da parks are not smokes free, so I has to smells all dat nasty cigarette smokes floating through da air.  Tha doggy park is da worst.  Dere are always lots of hoomans out dere smoking.  I guess dey fink it’s bad to smoke near da kiddies at the normal park, but it’s ok to smoke around us doggehs.  Don’t dey know it’s bad for all of us?  Oh, and it smells bad, too!

Dere are a couple of ways to makes da stinky smokes go aways so I don’t has to smells it.  The best way is for all dese people to quit smoking, but I don’t sees dat happening.  The other way is for dese people to start buying electronic cigarettes because dey don’t smell bad. They don’t smell like nofin at all, and dey don’t let off harmful chemicals dat can make me or any hooman or doggeh around me sick. Why don’t da government hoomans ban nasty cigarettes in da

When I sat in the window all day calling out for the girl cats outside Dad did something I’ll never forgive him for. He took away my manhood. Now I’m not interested in sitting in the window calling the women all day, but Dad’s happy because he doesn’t have to listen to me anymore.

Too bad it’s not so easy to shut up little sister. She was up half the night crying, and she’s been crying a lot today, too. She didn’t let any of us get any sleep, and you sure can tell it. Not even the best eye creams in the world will take away those bags under Mom’s eyes. Little sister is chewing on everything, too, so Mom says she’s probably cutting another tooth. Boy will I be glad when she gets all those teeth in so I don’t have to listen to her crying anymore! I need my beauty rest, and she keeps interrupting it. Maybe Gramma Kayce will let me stay with her for awhile until all this is over.  Then again I still like my idea of returning her, too.

Listen up all you spammers out there. I am not a hooman therefore I do not need hooman stuff! Neither does Bubba (although I think he does think he’s hooman sometimes), so leaving us lots and lots of spam comments on our blog with links to hooman stuff is not going to get us to buy your products. Even if they were kitteh products I still wouldn’t buy them because I don’t like spammers.

Mom has been helping me get rid of lots of spam comments on our blog tonight because we got attacked by a spammer. This spammer has been leaving lots and lots of comments for everything under the sun from diet pills and hgh supplement to incontinence pads. I admit Bubba does have a peeing problem. He pees when he gets super excited to see someone, and yeah he probably does need some incontinence pads, but I will not allow my mom to buy them from somebody who spams people for a living. That’s just not right!

What is Alley complainings about?  He’s little and he can runs fast.  Lil sister is barely chasings him because he’s so fast and he hides.  Shes after me now.  I can’t takes a naps without her runnings me down!  She bumps into me and giggles!

Maybe I should moves far far away.  Is Philadelphia far aways enough?  We has family who lives there, so maybe I can go lives with them for awhiles.  I could look up philadelphia airport jobs and maybe gets a job there so I could have moneez to live on. I could be one of those bomb or drug sniffing doggehs. I has a nose. I likes to sniff. It seems like a good job to me! I’ve never seens a bomb sniffing bulldogs before! Dat would be so cool!