Oh no! She’s on the move! Run for your lives!

Little sister was cute and cuddly when she couldn’t chase after me. I’ve got the photos to prove it.  We like to give each other lovin’ by rubbing our noggins together!

That’s all about to change, though, because now she can chase me.  Mom bought her this big thing with wheels like a car that lets her walk around, and she’s on the move.  Little sister chased me around the kitchen this morning until I finally escaped and hit out in the bedroom.  I wonder if Mom’s womens vitamins pass through her boobie juice because little sister is getting extra energy to run around from somewhere! She’s fast in that thing! I foresee a lot of hiding in my future.

I love her, but can we return her when I get tired of playing with her?

I feelz likes I deaded. Who needs fitness equipments when you can goes for walks wif Mommy and lil sisters? After lunches todays Mommy puts lil sister in her big seat wif wheels and we wents for a walks…a very very looooong walks. I feeled likes my legs were rubber, but I mades it home. Now I is pooped, but I gots my exercise! Now I finks I needs a long long naps to makes up for it, and maybe a cheeseburger? No? I’ll settles for da naps den.

It not a good weekends around heres becuz nobody feels goods cept mes.  Even lil sisters and Alley is a wittle bit sick.  Lil sisters is snorting likes me, and Alley lefts a bigs pile o gacks in da floor.  Mommy and Daddy is boths all stuffs ups, too, and dey boths keeps gacking.  Dat not good!  Dey needs to get betters so dey can takes care of me and Alley and Lil Sisters.

Maybe dey all needs some medacaysuns and vitamins.  I takes my vitamins everydays, and I is not sick.  Vitamins makes you bigs and strongs, and I finks dey helps keep da germs away sometimes.

I can’t believe Bubba ruined my story. I was supposed to tell it, not him! I guess he doesn’t have any cool stories, so he just has to steal all mine. That’s ok. I’ll get him back somehow. Maybe I’ll find some eczema pictures, of puppeh skin of course, and send them to his girlfriends. If I tell all his girlfriends he’s got bad skin rash again they’ll probably dump him. I think that sounds fair to me! Take that, Bubba. Payback sure is rough sometimes!

We’z hads a new furry friends in da house da last few days, but now he’s gones.  Mommy gots a new frigadator…well not new.  It was a used one dat somebody gives to Daddy, but it cames with an extra speculs present.  Dere was a mouse living in it!  Mommy says da mouse prolly mades a home in da backs of it when it was sitting in a garage for a few months.

Well dat mouse finally cames out to explores our house a couple days ago.  Daddy freaked outs and squealed when it rans across da room.  It went under da beds, and Mommy saids oh no!  Den she mumbleds somefin about Alley doin his jobs.  I didn’t knows what she was talkings about ’til todays.

I wokes up dis mornings to finds da poor little mouse in da floors deaded.  Alley killed it lasts nights.  I was gonna lets hims tell ya da stories, but after listening to alli reviews da details all day I finks I can tells it likes it was my own stories.

He sats by da beds last nights waiting for da poor little things do comes out. When da little mouse mades a runs for da fridge Alley stalks it and den bam! He smacksed it wif his paw til it was deaded. Den he ates part of it. Dats why it was all gross looking and missing parts dis morning when me and Mommy founds it.