Stopping By

April 16, 2010

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Sorry it beens so longs since you heards from me, but I been outsides enjoying all dis nice weathers.  Its so nice and warms out dere, and I loves laying in da suns.

Plus Alley and Mommy has been hoggings all da computers in da house, and when Mommy nots onlines she’s taking care of lil sisters.  When she does dat she don’t lets me use her compuders because she can’t keeps eye on me online.

Today she finally lets me use it tho. Lil sister is sleepings, Alley is sleepings on top of da tv stands, and Mommy has lots of houseworks to dos. She says I can be onlines for a lil bits, so I thoughts I would say heys before I go looks at doggie pictures.

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Kitteh Massages

April 11, 2010

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OK I admit when little sister started to get big enough to touch me I got worried.  I thought she was going to grab me and squeeze me to death, but now I’m realizing she’s not so bad after all.  I’ve spent the last few days playing with her, and I’m actually having fun!  She’s not mean at all.  She doesn’t hit or pull on me, and it feels good when she wants to play with my fur.  I think I may have found my new favorite person for kitteh massages!

While Dad was playing on the xbox 360 with his friend Mom took pictures of little sister playing with me. She was all excited, and it was fun to hear her talk to me in her baby words. Plus it felt good, so I let her do it all she wanted. Do you want to see the pictures? Mom gave me this one to share.

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Maybe we’ll keep her after all!

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She Can Move!

April 6, 2010

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I wish someone would have warned me.  Why didn’t anybody ever tell me one day Little Sister would be big enough to move…and grab my fur…and pull hard?  If I’d known this I would have started to plot my escape a looong time ago.

Now I figure if she’s big enough to scoot across the bed to grab hold of my fur then one day she might be big enough to walk and run like Mommy and Daddy.  That could be really bad for me, so I think I might need to high tail it out of here when that happens.  Maybe I can go live with Gramma Kayce for awhile.

I’ll steal Mom’s Barbie car to get there.  I don’t think she’ll mind.  It’s been sitting in the closet for a long time now.  I just have to find some cheap car insurance just in case the hooman drivers don’t see me and try to run over me. I guess that means I’ll need money to buy the insurance, too.

Oh, and it’s pink. I’ll have to see if I can get Dad to do something about that paint job without letting Mom know!

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Evil Laser Stare

April 2, 2010

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I’m on a mission today.  I’m going to spend my day sitting on top of the stack of old Dell Laptops Mom has until she sees me and thinks “Why Alley, why don’t I fix one of those laptops for you so you don’t have to share with Bubba anymore.”

I’m so tired of sharing a computer with Bubba.  He never lets me do anything I want.  I haven’t logged into my Catster in ages, and who knows how many pretty kittehs are there just waiting to check me out.  I don’t even get to look at kitteh pictures anymore.

I’ll use my evil laser stare to catch her attention and drill it into her brain.  You don’t believe I have an evil death stare?

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Is Walking On Sunshine

April 1, 2010

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I is so happy today if lil sister was big enufs to beat on some stainless steel drums to makes a beat I’d dances for her. Do you knows how warm its gunna be todays? It’s gunna be 85 debrees! Dat feels like summer time!

Mom says we shoulds be happy and enjoys all dis nice warm weather after its been so colds and nasty for too longs. You better believes I is going to enjoys it right now. Its time to go outsides, rolls around in da grass that was just cuts dis morning, and stirs it up to mess up mamas allergies mores while I plays in da sunshine!

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