It’s beens so nice outsides latelies, and I is loving it! I gots to spends a lot of times outsides todays just laying in da sunshine. I loves sunshine! Sunshines can be bads tho. Hoomans has to wear stuffs like sunscreens to protects them. Doggies likes me, we has furs to protects us, but I has protective clothing, too. Mommy boughts me some booties when we wents to da beach to protects my feets from da sand, and she lets me wears dem todays because da driveways was really hots, and I didn’t wants to burns my feets. I bet I gots da most stylinest doggeh boots on da block!

Alley’s rants yesterdays reminded me I needs to tell yous somefin importants about medcaysuns, too. Do you knows dat lots of hoomans dont knows how to throws away unused prescripsuns in da right ways? Lots of peoples just dumps dem downs da drain or into da trashes wifout making sure dey wont hurt other hoomans and furries.

Whether it’s somefin prescripsuns or over da counters like Lipofuze you shoulds always be carefuls how you throws somefins like dat aways. Down da drain is a no no because it can gets back into our waters, and hoomans and furries all drinks dat water.

What’s da rights way to does it? Dumps everythings outs of da bottle intos a bag or other containers dat don’t tells what kinds of drug it is. Den puts something gross in da bags like coffee grinds or somefins else dat furries wont eats. Right befores you takes ur trashes out puts da bag of pills and gross stuffs in da trash.

And der you has it. How to properlies throws aways ur old pills from Dr. Bubba…ok not reawwy but I can pretends!

Hoomans, kittehs, puppehs, and all you other furries out there if you’ve never listened to anything I’ve said before please listen to me now!

Hoomans PULEASE keep all your meds out of reach of your children and pets. Furries PULEASE don’t eat your hoomans meds because they are NOT good for you. They may look tasty, but they will hurt you or even kill you!

I overhead Mom and Dad talking about someone they know having to rush their puppeh to the hospital. This person is on heart pills, and while she wasn’t at home the little puppeh knocked the bottle off the table, chewed it up, and ate over half the pills in the bottle. There were about 15 pills left in the bottle when he ate it!

She rushed the poor little guy to the vet man when she found him, but he didn’t make it. If she had put her meds up in a safe place like she was supposed to the poor little guy would still be with her enjoying his little life.

I don’t care if you’re own depression meds, a cholesterol treatment, blood pressure pills, or any other stuff. PLEASE keep them out of reach of your children and pets! We don’t need babies and furries getting hurt because you didn’t keep them safe!

Poor lil sisters.  She has to go to da hooman vet today to gets her checkups.  She 6  months old now!  Dat’s 5 years old in doggeh years!  She’s getting to be big girls, but she gots to get stuck in da legs.  Mommy says it’s to make sure she don’t get real sick when she gets older kinda like when I gets stuck in da scruff so I don’t get sick.  I hate getting stuck.  I hope it don’t hurts her and she gets home soon.

Mommy says lil sister prolly won’t feels like playing when she gets home because she’s getting stuck, so I might not plays wif her today.  I might even has to wait for Daddy to get home to takes my walks.  Oh no!  I loves my walks!  Walks are my fat burner, and after all da foods I ate last night I needs to takes a walks so I don’t get super duper fat!

I guess I can waits til Daddy gets homes on counts of lil sisters not feeling goods tho.

OMG what has happened to me? I’ve done nothing but eat today, and I don’t know why. If I keep eating like this I’m definitely going to need to find diet pills that work for cats.

I don’t know why I’m eating so much, but I’m happy to do it. I wish eating a lot didn’t mean getting fat. I may just say oh well and eat all I want anyway! Who’s going to stop me?

I’ll have to listen to Bubba go on and on about how fat I am, but he’s fat, too.  He has no room to talk!