All my kitteh friends out there need to listen up.  I know how to get your hooman parents to buy you more cool stuff like scratching posts, kitteh tower, and our beloved catnip.  You just have to convince them to make more money!

Mom and Dad have both talked about going back to school online, but neither one of them have really taken the steps to do it.  All I have to do is figure out which buttons to step on, and I can print out some stuff that will get Mom on the ball with going to school online.

Mom already said getting an online degree will be much easier than going back to school since she doesn’t want to leave little sister. I’m going to print out some stuff from WGU because they have lots of degrees she’d be interested in. Mom already said she might want to home school little sister, and that means she’d be her teacher. Why not get her online teaching degree so she can be a real teacher? WGU is a fully accredited online university, and the teacher’s college is NCATE accredited. That’s exactly what Mom needs!

I wish I could go to school.  I’d learn how to be a teacher so I could teach more kittehs to blog.

I’ve pretty much had the house all to myself tonight. Bubbay’s been asleep, and Mom and Dad took little sister to see Gramma Kayce, and she stayed with her while Mom and Dad went shopping. No, Mom didn’t buy any fat burners for women because I think she finally realized she’s not fat like she keeps saying she is, but she did buy some good stuff. She took back some baby stuff that people bought extras for her, and she got me something cool. I got a Smartykat Wave Curl Scratcher, and I already love it! Now I can scratch all day without Dad yelling at me for scratching the furniture!

Why has Bubba been so mean to me lately?

Don’t answer that. I admit I know why. I’ve been mean to him, too. What started out as a little bit of us poking fun at each other turned into name calling that makes us both feel bad. I decided it’s time for a truce…at least for tonight.

So dear furbrother I promise I’ll stop telling you I think you need to take weight loss supplements and wrinkle creams if you’ll stop saying mean things to me, too. Let’s just admit that we both have our faults and start being friends again. I miss all the fun we used to have when we’d play together. Oh, and I promise I won’t bite your legs anymore…at least not while Mom’s looking! I’m tired of her yelling at me about that!

If Alley wants to laughs at me I’ll shows him! He got stucks in da house all days while I gots to go outs and plays in da sunshines! I gots to go outsides wif Mommy and lil sister and we playeds and playeds and playeds! It was so muches fun!

Alley says I needs to burns belly fats. Well Alley I was outsides runnings off my belly fats while you was stucks in da house doing nuffin but sleepings in da windows. Maybe you da one dat needs to burn belly fats! I could gets Mommy to orders da best fat burner she can finds for kittehs, but I dont feels like being dat nice to youz today.

I wasted enufs time talking bout Alley todays. I finks I gonna goes outsides to plays in da nice warms weather agains before it gets too darks to see.

HAHA! I’m laughing so hard at Bubba right now. I can’t believe he’s so worried about his beauty rest. No amount of beauty rest is going to make him pretty! He should be more worried about burning belly fat as fat as he is. He calls me fat all the time, but he’s WAY fatter than me!

I think it’s funny that little sister is keeping him up all night anyway. Personally I prefer the night time, but I don’t have to listen to her either. My kitteh tower is where I like to sleep, and it’s in the bathroom all the way on the other side of the house. It’s my own little place, kind of like a bachelor pad, and nobody disturbs me there except for when Dad sometimes wakes up to use the hooman litter box sometimes in the middle of the night.