I don’t know what Bubba ate, but boy did it make him sick. He puked in the bathroom, and he had the runs all over the kitchen this morning. I guess if he stays sick he won’t need any weight loss diet supplements to lose all that weight he’s piled on eating so much.

I guess that’s what he gets for knocking the trash can over and eating something out of it while Mom and Dad weren’t home. I tried to warn him, but he didn’t listen. He was bullheaded as always. Maybe that’s why they call him a bulldog?