That’s it. I’m going on a diet! I tried to jump from the floor to the top of my cat tower, and I fell flat on my butt. Nope. I didn’t even land on my feet! I guess that’s how fat I am now. Mom might have some of the best female fat burner, but I doubt she has anything for males, especially male kittehs. Maybe I need to get something from the vet man to help me lose all my fat. I love to eat too much to eat less, and I’m too lazy to exercise. Maybe the vet man can give me something that will melt the fat away.

…or maybe Mom can buy me a shorter cat tree so I don’t have to jump so far.  I’m a genius!