That’s it. I’m going on a diet! I tried to jump from the floor to the top of my cat tower, and I fell flat on my butt. Nope. I didn’t even land on my feet! I guess that’s how fat I am now. Mom might have some of the best female fat burner, but I doubt she has anything for males, especially male kittehs. Maybe I need to get something from the vet man to help me lose all my fat. I love to eat too much to eat less, and I’m too lazy to exercise. Maybe the vet man can give me something that will melt the fat away.

…or maybe Mom can buy me a shorter cat tree so I don’t have to jump so far.  I’m a genius!

I heards Mommy say somefins about her skin id, and I gots to tell ya if you asked me whats my skin id is I would has to say very bad. I know its sad, but I do gots very bad skin. Its all itchy all da times right now because it’s winters, and dere not too much I can dos abouts it.

I takes my medacaysuns likes da vet man says to do, but my skin still not doing good right now. I always been like dis. I used to be really really worse til Mommy puts me on Promeris. Now I lots better, but it still itchies in da winter times. Sometimes I still breaks out and gets pimples, too.

I hads to wait for Mommy to put lil sister to beds and gets done looking at acne product reviews before she lets me use da compuders tonights. I wants to say I not in troubles for getting in da trash, but I fink I learns my lesson. I gots super duper sicks from eatin da trashes, and I feeled bads all day longs. I snuggleds up to Daddy tonights after I takes my medicines, and now I feeling lots better.

I heards Mommy tell Daddy she buying new trashcans tomorrow…one wif a lock on da lids, but I dont fink she needs to. Being sick is bad enufs. I dont finks I eat trash ever ever again!

I don’t know what Bubba ate, but boy did it make him sick. He puked in the bathroom, and he had the runs all over the kitchen this morning. I guess if he stays sick he won’t need any weight loss diet supplements to lose all that weight he’s piled on eating so much.

I guess that’s what he gets for knocking the trash can over and eating something out of it while Mom and Dad weren’t home. I tried to warn him, but he didn’t listen. He was bullheaded as always. Maybe that’s why they call him a bulldog?

We’s had lots of stuffs going on latelies, and I been very busy!  I been busy helpins Mommy wif lil sister by sittings by her crib and keepings and eye on her while she sleeps.  I do a darn good jobs if I do says so myselfs even tho I do takes a naps sometimes.  If she sleeps for long times it gets borings, so I falls asleep in da floor next to her cribs.  I wakes up if she cries tho, so I good babysitters.

I been busy playin in da snow, too!  I gots a major workouts runnin arounds and playin in da snow. When you gots short legs like me you don’t need da best muscle supplements to gets big and strong. You justs spends some time runnin half way up your legs, and you gets stronger muscles! I got lots of those. Dats why da ladies loooove me!