I AM Fat
January 21, 2010
Oh noez! Bubba was right! I am getting super fat, and if I don’t do something quick I’m going to be as big as a house! I didn’t realize it ’til today when I was sitting on Mom’s scales in the bathroom. I was just sitting there minding my own business cleaning myself…then I looked down. That thing said 16lbs! Since when did I get to 16lbs? Last time I went to the vet I was only 9lbs! I can’t believe I got that fat.
Mom has some of that cream that claims to be a cellulite cure, so maybe I should use that. It might help me out some. Then when I get rid of all this cellulite in my butt I can use her wrinkle cream to tighten my skin back up? No? Sounded good to me!
