Dat stoopid Alley! How dares he says I stinky? I not stinky!…am I? I dont finks I stinky, but I dont smells myselfs when I sleeps. Alley furgets he stinky sometimes, too. He leaves humongo stink bombs in da litter boxes all da times, and it stinkies up da bafrooms. Dats why I dont goes in dere anymore.

Maybe next time Alley calls me stinky he needs to remembers I can calls him names right backs. Maybe I calls him fats! It wouldnt hurts him to picks up some weight loss products before he gets so big he cant moves. He might be likes dose really fat peoples dat gets stuck in dere houses. Maybe he gets so big he cants get out his cat tower!