He’s So Crazy
January 13, 2010
Alley is so crazy! He’s not gonna runs away! Who wuld feeds him and cleans his litter box? I know he’s not gunna gets a jobs, so dere would be no moneez for foods. Don’t tells him but I don finks he smarts enufs to ackshully hunts for foods. He needs Mommy to buys it for him at da store!
I dunno why he finks lil sister is so loud. I sleeps on my bed in da same rooms as lil sister’s bed, and she don keeps me up all night longs. She cries, but Mommy always takes cares of her. She gives lil sister foods and changes her diapers, and dat normally makes her quiet agains.
Besides Alley sleeps in his beds on da oder sides of da house! He can’t hears her all day way down dere! If he cans he just needs to ask da vet man if he can buys an over the counter sleeping pill for kittehs. Den he can stays here wif his family and he can still gets his beauty sleeps. If you asks me he didn’t gets enufs sleeps before lil sisters was borns because he sure ain’t pretty!
