I think everybody in our house is having a bad day today.  I’ve been trying to hack up this hairball all day, and I finally got it up, but that’s the least of my worries.  I fell off the kitchen counter twice!  I don’t know what’s up with me, but my cat skills are NOT working today.  I landed on my back both times.

Then I heard Dad complaining because Bubba’s all up in his way. He was trying to change the Refrigerator water filter, and Bubba kept sticking his nose in Dad’s business. Dad didn’t know he was there, and he tripped over Bubba. I think he’s ok because his face broke his fall.

Little Sister doesn’t feel good either. Mom said she’s teething, so that explains why she’s been crying a lot today. Mom gave her some gel stuff that helped for a little while, but she started crying again. She’s asleep right now, so we finally get a little quiet time.

Sometimes I dont knows what Mommy is talkins about. Her and Daddy is talkin bouts getting Mommy’s teefies fixed when she gets tax moneez. It sounds like dey be gettin lots of moneez so maybe she lets me has some of its. Her teefies dont need fixed. She gots a cavaties in da way backs where you cants even sees it.

I da one who needs my teefies fixed, but I dunno if I has to go to a doggy dentist or ifs I just needs any Plano dentist. My teefies is all crookeds in da centers, and dey looks weird. Maybe we can gets discounts if we boths gets our teefies fixed at da same place. Maybe da hooman dentist will see me, too!

Oh noez!  Bubba was right!  I am getting super fat, and if I don’t do something quick I’m going to be as big as a house! I didn’t realize it ’til today when I was sitting on Mom’s scales in the bathroom.  I was just sitting there minding my own business cleaning myself…then I looked down.  That thing said 16lbs!  Since when did I get to 16lbs?  Last time I went to the vet I was only 9lbs!  I can’t believe I got that fat.

Mom has some of that cream that claims to be a cellulite cure, so maybe I should use that. It might help me out some. Then when I get rid of all this cellulite in my butt I can use her wrinkle cream to tighten my skin back up? No? Sounded good to me!

Aunt Brittany got a new puppehs like me, and it looks so cute!  It’s not bully doggy, but it’s a cutes doggy. I can’t waits ’til it bigs enough to plays wif, but Mommy won’t lets me plays wif it nows.  She finks I mights gets too exciteds and squishes it, so for nows I patiently waits ’til she lets me plays wifs its.  It’s so cutes tho!  It’s eyes looks like it wearings eye cream. It’s gots big round white circles arounds each eye.  It’s body is brindle likes me, but it has some white spots, too.  Maybe Mommy gets me picshure so I can shares wif  you.

That Bubba!  He does NOT want to get into a name calling war with me because believe me…I WILL WIN! Bubba if you’re brave enough…bring it on! I’ll start by reminding him that Mom isn’t the one who needs to be reading wrinkle cream reviews. He’s got so many wrinkles he’s uglier than the late night war between Jay Leno and Conan O’brien! Oh yeah I totally know who those guys are because Mom and Dad have been watching Conan every night and laughing at all the bad stuff he has to say about NBC. Ya know that guy’s pretty funny!