Oh boys guess what!!!? I gets to go to da vet man next week! I is all itchy again, and I needs my medacaysuns refilled befores I runs out, but I gots to see da vet man first. Mommy said she wanted to takes me today but she hads to get tires on da trucks. By da time she gots home da vet man was closed, so I gets to go Monday or Tuesday whenevers they can see me.

I has so much funs at da vet mans. Sometimes I jumps on da exam table all by myselfs den I stand der and lots of peoples loves all over me. It’s so much fun!  I wishes I could go to da vet man’s place every single week.

Did you sends out your Christmas cards dis year? I wishes I coulds but I don’t has no moneez to buy dem wif.  I would ask Mommy but she already spents her moneez on birth announcements for little sister.  Den she had to buys thank you cards because little sister got lots and lots of presents when she was borned.  I don’t remember if I gots lots of presents or not.

I would asks Gramma Kayce or Granny squirrels, but dey bof already spents der moneez on baby shower invitations. Dats how little sister got lots and lots of presents. Den dey had to buys der on Christmas cards, so I bets dey gots no moneez lefts.

I guess it goods thing I talks to most my friends onlines becuz I can sends dem email cards onlines for free! Now I just needs to gets my Christmas cards list togefers, so if you wants a card from me just lets me know! You can always prints it outs and keeps it forever and evers.

Alley is driving me crazies today! He knows I has a new favorite spots on da couch in Mommy’s office, so now he drives me crazies by hanging out in dare all day long. He waits until I curls up in my favorite spots on da couch to takes a nap den he swoops in. Right as I falls asleep he starts bouncing across Mommy’s office furniture, and it makes lots and lots of noises and wakes me up!

I wishes he would goes away sometimes.  Why can’t he goes to da bedroom and bounces on da furnitures in der?  Wait, no I don’t wants him doing dat either because lil sister sleeps in der and if he wakes her up she makes lots of screams.  I can’t wait until she’s bigger and don’t screams a lot!  She’s darn cute, but she’s annoying right nows, too.

First let me say Happy Birthday to Gamma Kayce!  I wanted to make sure I got a chance to tell her that this week!

Then I want to say I’m so mad at Dad right now. He bought a bunch of stuff on Cyber Monday, and he didn’t get me anything!  All I asked for was a big bucket of catnip.  What’s a cat got to do to get a little nip around here?

Did Dad forget about Bubba? Of course not! Bubba got a nice new fluffy bed. I think I’m going to have to make sure Mom knows about this. I’ll get my bucket o’ nip one way or another even if they have to pay full price. I’ll teach them what happens when they leave me off the Cyber Monday shopping list!