I see for once Alley didn’t burst my bubble, and he’s actually letting me tell you about my Christmas! What’s up with that? He must having some ulterior motive, but I’m not going to worry about that right now.

I just finished cleaning out my email, and now that I’m done deleting all those mails from people who think I’m hooman (like the people who apparently think I’m interested in a sales job search) it’s time to tell you about my Christmas!

I have to admit it was pretty good this year. Mom brought me real ham and turkey for my dinner instead of that canned stuff she normally gives me. That was definitely an improvement. Then I got to open my presents.

I got 3 catnip mice, a new scratching post, and a cat grass garden! I’ve been wanting a cat grass garden for like ever man! Now I don’t have to sneak out the door when I want to eat grass.

I know I don’t say it much, but I love my family. They were nice this year and finally got me presents I really wanted.

Did you has a goods Christmas dis years? Alley, Lil Sisters and me had a real goods Christmas! We all gots lots and lots of presents! My favorites present is a big plastic stocking full of lots of chew toys. I also likes my new kong!

I lets Alley tells you what he gots, but I tells you bout lil sisters. She gots lots and lots of toys, and I hopes she don likes dem all so I can has dem! She gots stuffed andibals dat looks like Pooh, Tigger, and Eeyore dat I likes cuz dey softs. I trieds to hide Eeyore in my beds, but Mommy founds him already.

She didn’t just get toys. She gots clothes and other borings stuffs like cabinet latches and baby gates too. I fink getting safety products for Christmas is lame, but Mommy says lil sister needs dat stuff so she don’t gets hurt. I guess dat makes it okays.

I also gots to eats lots and lots of foods for da Christmas dinners. Daddy lets me go offs my diet so I can has a wittle bit of peoples food. I gots turkey and dressing and Daddy slipped me a piece of summer sausages when Mommy wasn’t lookings! I bet she’d be mads if she knew about dat!

Now I wants to go chews on one of my new toys til I falls asleeps. Dis been a long day already, and I still gots lots more toys to play wif.

Ahhh…finally I can get a little bit of relaxation.  It’s been really hectic around here with all the holiday stuff Mom and Dad are trying to do.  Plus little sister has been sick with some kind of stomach ache, so she’s been crying  a lot. Now she’s feeling better, so she’s a little bit more quiet, but not a lot.

Tonight Mom and Dad are taking little sister to a Christmas play at Granny Squirrel’s church, so me and Bubba will have the house all to ourselves.  Do you know how nice that is?  It’s awesome because it’ll probably be awhile before we get it to ourselves again.  I overheard Mom talking about all the people coming over this week to open presents with little sister, and it sounded like someone will be here every single night until the weekend!  Sheesh!  I just hope they remember to bring me presents, too!

Today was a big day!  Dis morning I gots to go to Papa Clyde’s pasture wif Daddy!  I loooves going to da pastures because I gets to chase da cows around and skeers dem.  I don’t hurts dem.  I just runs around wif dem, but dey get scared and runs away.

We hads to feeds da cows because Papa Clyde is working out of towns, and he can’t feeds dem.  In da winters dey can’t eat da grass because it’s dead, so dey needs that stuff called hay.  Daddy throwed da hay out of da truck den put it in da big troughs.  Papa makes his own food troughs out of barrels he gots from work.  I don’t know if dey are stainless steel drums, but I know he takes dem and cuts dem in half to makes two food troughs for da cows.

One time Mommy and Daddy laughed at me because I crawled up in da trough and sat down. I didn’t knows it was for foods! Dat not what my food bowls look like, but my bowls a lot bigger!

Anyways I runs around chasing da cows for a good long times, but I didn’t feels how colds it was outside because running keeped me warm.  It was wet, too, but it didn’t rains on us while we was dare.  It rainsed on da way home, but we was safes in da car.  When we gots home I tooks a loooong naps while Mommy and Daddy went shopping for our presents.  I hope dey gots me somefin big!

If this baby doesn’t stop crying I’m going to run away! I need my beauty rest, and I haven’t had a decent sleep in weeks…5 weeks to be exact! That’s how long it’s been since Mom and Dad brought little sister home from the hospital.

Maybe I’ll go to Florida where it’s still warm right now.  Maybe I’ll go somewhere cold where I can curl up by a cozy fire. I’ve heard those hotels in new york are all fancy and stuff, so maybe that’d be a nice place to visit. They should have big fireplaces and lots of people to wait on me hand and foot. That would be nice, but I don’t care where I go as long as I don’t have to listen to crying babies! Mom and Dad forgot to tell us it was going to be like this. Mom can try to say she warned us, but I know she didn’t because I would have never agreed to this! I would have told them to leave her at the hospital!