*Beeeeeeeep*

That’s the sound Mommy’s phone has been makins all day long, and it’s super annoying! Dis is Mommy’s birfdays so lots of hoomans has been sending her lots of messages telling her Happy birfdays. Every time somebody sends her a messages her phone beeps reawwy louds to let her knows, and it’s driving me crazy! Den Mommy logged into her chats program on her phones, and it started beepings even more. I think there lots of people out there asking about little sisters and dey are being annoying, too.

I has decided I no longer likes whoevers invented live chat software that works on your cell phones. When Mommy chats online on her compuders I can avoids her because she gets stuck at her desks. When she chats on her phones it’s annoyings because da beeps go wherevers Mommy and her phones go. I don’t likes it at all! If I was a bad doggy I would chews up da phones til it stops beeping!

Who needs fat burners when you have a new baby in the house? I sure don’t! I swear I’ve lost 5lbs just running from all these hoomans I don’t like who keep coming over to see the baby.  There are only so many places a cat can hide around here, and I’m running out of spots.

You would think they would all be too excited over the baby to want to bother me, but no.  Mom won’t let most of them hold the baby because of the flu stuff that’s going around. That means they try to play with me instead, and I’m not having it.

Stoopid hoomans. I’ll be so glad when they’re all gone again…except Mom, Dad, and little sister. She doesn’t cry much, and she doesn’t bother my food, so I guess we can keep her for now.

Did you know babies cost lots of moneez?  I just heards Daddy tell Mommy she can buy her some MBT shoes, den she has to nots spends moneez for awhiles because we gots to budgets for da little sisters. I hopes dat don’t mean I can’t has new toys!

Little sisters has lots of new toys and stuffs. Gramma Kayce broughts tons of stuffs overs today, and I know she prolly be bringing more over tomorrows. I fink if little sisters gets lots of stuffs me and Alley should gets new toys, too. Maybe we can buy 1 for each of us befores we has to start budgeting.

I guess you heards by now dat Mommy gots sicks and hads to go to da hospitals.  She left us for 9 whole days, but when she comes homes she has little sisters wif her!  No, she wasn’t even in Mommy’s tummy anymore.

Elliana got borned on October 24, 5 weeks early because Mommy was sick wif something bad called Preeclampsia, but she’s doing just fines.  She’s itty bitty…smaller than my head!

She’s so pretty, and I already loves her lots. When she gets bigger we gonna have lots and lots of funs playing togefer.

I gots to sit outsides wif Daddy and Uncle Lukas when dey gots homes while dey smokes on cigars.  Mommy says it traditional to smokes a cigars like a Dutch Master to celebrates new babies. Daddy is super happy, and he can’ts stops playing wif hers.  He still plays wif me, too, but I has to be a big boys and stays behinds da doggy gates most of da days right now.  It’s ok tho.  I knows one days she be big enoughs to plays wif me, and I can’t waits.

Wow what a time we’ve been having around here.  We’ve had some problems in our family that have kept me and Bubba off the internet for awhile.

Mom and Dad left over a week ago and didn’t come home until last night.  Gramma Kayce has been taking care of us everyday because Mom had an emergency, and Dad wouldn’t leave her side.    No, she doesn’t need a Pleasanton motorcycle accident attorney, but she did need lots and lots of doctors and a hospital.

Mom has something called Preeclampsia, and it made her really really sick.  She ended up having our little sister, Elliana, 5 weeks early.  Bubba said there were lots of complications, so Mom and Elliana didn’t get to come home from the hospital until yesterday.

I hope she’s going to be okay.  She’s on lots of lots of medicines, and she’s not allowed to do anything right now.  Dad is taking care of the baby most of the time, and Mom sleeps a lot.  I’m worried about her.