Who needs fat burners when you have a new baby in the house? I sure don’t! I swear I’ve lost 5lbs just running from all these hoomans I don’t like who keep coming over to see the baby.  There are only so many places a cat can hide around here, and I’m running out of spots.

You would think they would all be too excited over the baby to want to bother me, but no.  Mom won’t let most of them hold the baby because of the flu stuff that’s going around. That means they try to play with me instead, and I’m not having it.

Stoopid hoomans. I’ll be so glad when they’re all gone again…except Mom, Dad, and little sister. She doesn’t cry much, and she doesn’t bother my food, so I guess we can keep her for now.