Mommy I needs a new compuders for Christmas dis year!  I so tired of sharing dis compuders wif Mommy and Alley.  Today I didn’t get no times online at all.  First Mommy spent lots of time shopping.  She was Christmas shopping for da families and checking out da deals for Black Friday.  Den she ordered some stuffs we really need like humidifier filters dat she can’t get in da store here.

Den Mommy tried to do somefin for little sister to fix her crib dat was recalled, but Mommy can’t gets da website to loads because it gots too many peoples trying to do da same thing. She finally gave up for nows and den Alley hogs da compuders all evenings! I fink he was on Catster scoping out da ladies again.

Do I have an attitude problem? Dad says I do, but I say I’m just making sure everyone knows not to mess with me. So what if I smack Bubba on the nose when he’s driving me crazy? I’m teaching him a lesson!

Mostly I think Dad is worried I might get an attitude with little sister, but she’s too sweet for me to do anything to. He’s afraid I might scratch her or something. Even though I try to keep my nails as sharp as a box cutter Mom keeps them chopped really short, so I couldn’t really hurt anybody or anything if I wanted to.

Relax Dad. I love little sister, and she’s not big enough to drive me crazy yet.

Now dat little sisters is here we has 2 wimmins and 3 boys in dis house.  Daddy says 2 wimmins is plenty enufs to drives him crazy, so we needs a boys night!  I fink dat sounds like a grreeaatt idea!  Too bad I can’t pull offs a goods Tony da Tigers impressions, but you gets da idea.

So what we gonna do for dis boys nights?  Daddy will prolly order pizzas and lets me has some, so shhhh don’t tell Mommy.  Den I plays wif my shoe while Daddy plays video games.  If he plays wif da wii consoles den I runs back and forths while he makes silly moves. I don get how hoomans play those games, but they looks funny doing it!

Den we prolly calls it a night and falls asleep on the couches. Mommy will wakes us up and makes us go to our beds, and dat will be da end of boys night. I hope it don’t end for lots and lots of hours because boys night is so much fun.

I never knew something so little could make so much noise!  I’ve been trying to hide out in the bathroom most of the day, but that didn’t work.  That little thing we call little sister is so loud the noise echoed through the house and still found me in the bathroom.  I’m starting to think taking a vacation would be nice. Maybe I should start looking up prices for los cabos hotels. Mom’s so busy these days I bet she wouldn’t even notice if I “borrowed” her credit card. *Snicker*

Little sister isn’t sick or hungry, and she stopped crying a little while ago, but it was  horrible while it lasted. This woman that I can only assume is a mean person came over today and did stuff to her.  First Mom stripped off all her clothes, and they put her on this big metal thing that said she weighs 5lb 3oz.  Then the woman put a metal thing on her body and stuck the other ear in the woman’s ear like the vet does when he listens to my heart.

It was like the hooman vet came to visit little sister instead of little sister going to the office.  Mom called the woman a nurse, so I bet that’s like a hooman vet.  I wish the vet man would make house calls like that!  I’d be lazy and let him come to me.

You know what sucks about having a new baby sister? We have to be quiet when she’s sleeping, and she sleeps all the time! Mom makes us tiptoe around here, and she acts like if I drop a hair on the floor it’s going to wake up the baby. I hate having to be so quiet!

At least Mom let me use the computer if I promise to be quiet. I should be looking up “How to keep the baby awake” so I don’t have to be quiet all the time. I never knew hooman babies slept soooooo much.

Mom says pretty soon she won’t be sleeping so much. She’ll be banging out weird stuff on the keyboard like hgh and messing me up when I’m trying to blog, and she’ll be running around here chasing me trying to pull my tail.

Maybe I like her when she’s asleep after all!