Hotdogs And Bugs
September 27, 2009
Did yous has good weekends? I has good weekends! I did nots gets to has outdoor birfday parties yesterdays like I wants, but dats ok. It rains and rains all day, but I still gets to has funs.
Mommy gots me new hotdog toys I would show yous, but I already eateds da end off its. She says she nots buy dat kinds no more because dey not good enough for bullies like me who chews and chews and chews. Wez guys needs tough toys! She gets me new toy dis weeks after Daddy gets his paychecks because toys cost moneez.
Dats ok cuz it was still lots and lots of funs while I hads it to plays wif. Da best toy of da day was ackshully free and lots and lots of fun. We had a grasshoppers dat gots stuck in da house, and me and Alley plays wif it for a longs time. It would hops under da tv stand, and Alley woulds bats it back outs. Den I woulds bounce rounds it til it jumps agains. We played wif it til it finally dies and Daddy threws it outsides.
I know. Sometimes we cruel, but only to stoopid bugs dat don’t needs to be in my houses!
