Yesterday was a sad day around the house for me.  It was the day I learned I have lost my ability to land on my feet.  Now I know you’re saying “but kittehs always land on their feet”, but I can assure you I no longer do 100% of the time.  That makes me very very sad!  I honestly believe it’s because I have gained too much weight.

Yes, I’m finally admitting that I have become rather large in size lately.  When I’m bored I eat.  When I’m upset I eat.  When I don’t speak to one of my girlfriends for a week…I eat.  Bubba tried to warn me I was getting fat, but I didn’t listen.  I was too busy making fun of his weight to pay attention to my own.  Now it’s time for me to start a diet, read up on apidexin reviews, and talk to my vet about slimming down a little for the ladies.

How did I discover this?

It all started yesterday when Mom and Gamma Shuey were in the kitchen talking.  I hopped up on the bar, and Mom waved me off.  I attempted to jump from the bar to the bar stool, but I missed.  I didn’t calculate the extra weight, so instead of landing on the bar I soared over it like an Eagle landing in the floor a good 2 feet away…upside down…on my back.

I can not bear to leave the house right now.  I can’t face my friends or any other kittehs until this problem is solved!  I feel so ashamed!