I think it’s about time I call Gramma Kayce and tell her Mom needs help.  Mom hasn’t been feeling well the last few days, so Dad’s been doing the cleaning up around here.  When I heard he was going to clean I got kind of scared because Mom has a hard enough time getting him to clean my litter box.

When he started cleaning the rest of the house it looks good, but he’s been forgetting my litter box! I whined to Mom, and she yelled at him, but he still forgets it. I finally broke down and peed in the kitchen floor to teach him a lesson, but I don’t think he even noticed. Mom probably cleaned it up before he saw it.  She doesn’t need to be doing that because she might hurt herself or the baby.

Seriously, if someone doesn’t do something soon it’s going to take some industrial supplies to whip it back into shape! I definitely need to call Gramma Kayce and beg her to clean my litter box…at least until Mom can do it again. November can’t get here soon enough!

Dad, do what you do best. Go back to playing video games and building stuff, and I’ll call Gramma. She’ll know what to do!

Grr.  He’s been hoggins da compuders again!  He’s all worrieds bout how fats he is now…but he is fats!  Dats cuz he eats so muches!  He been spending lots of times on Mommy’s compuders looking for da best weight loss supplement, but I afraids its inevidables dat he stays fats because he a lazy kitteh who spends too much times on da couches asleeps.

So while Alley’s been onlines lookin for get skinny stuffs for kittehs I been enjoying playing wif Daddy.  Mommy and Daddy founds one of my favorites toys dats been missing foreber and ebers in da closets…my laser light!  I been chasing it all obers da house, and now I pooped.  I fink I may has to spends lots of extra times sleeping in my new beds tonights.

Oh yeah, did I tells ya I got new beds?  Well it not really new.  It my old beds, but Mommy got me new covers for it dat don’t have holes!  I lubs it so muches!  It softs, and I lubs sleepin on it.  I fink I might just go sleeps on it now.

Yesterday was a sad day around the house for me.  It was the day I learned I have lost my ability to land on my feet.  Now I know you’re saying “but kittehs always land on their feet”, but I can assure you I no longer do 100% of the time.  That makes me very very sad!  I honestly believe it’s because I have gained too much weight.

Yes, I’m finally admitting that I have become rather large in size lately.  When I’m bored I eat.  When I’m upset I eat.  When I don’t speak to one of my girlfriends for a week…I eat.  Bubba tried to warn me I was getting fat, but I didn’t listen.  I was too busy making fun of his weight to pay attention to my own.  Now it’s time for me to start a diet, read up on apidexin reviews, and talk to my vet about slimming down a little for the ladies.

How did I discover this?

It all started yesterday when Mom and Gamma Shuey were in the kitchen talking.  I hopped up on the bar, and Mom waved me off.  I attempted to jump from the bar to the bar stool, but I missed.  I didn’t calculate the extra weight, so instead of landing on the bar I soared over it like an Eagle landing in the floor a good 2 feet away…upside down…on my back.

I can not bear to leave the house right now.  I can’t face my friends or any other kittehs until this problem is solved!  I feel so ashamed!

I do NOT likes dis new mood Mommy is in all da times.  All she does is cleans. She says it’s cuz she wants everytings perfects for mah new lil sisters when she gets here, but dats a long ways off.  She won’t be here for anuder 3 months. Daddy says she’s just crazy, and dat we has to ignores her til da baby gets here.  Dat sounds more likes it.

Yesterdays she cleans lots of stuffs.  She cleans da kitchen and da baffroom and all dats stuffs.  She cleans my toys and changed da filter thingy in da thingy that makes it cold in here.  She sents Daddy to da stores for trash bags and humidifier filters, and den she even gaves Alley a bafs!  Alley never has to gets bafs!  He hads somfins sticky in his furs, and it was soooooo funny to watches him gets bafs!  Good fing Mommy clips his nails before da baths or he woulda scratches her to pieces!  I know his claws hurts.  He uses dems on me all da times.

Now it’s my turns for da bafs, but I gets to go outsides in da sunshines for mine.  It’s so much fun!  I loves bafs in da summer!  I just hates dem when it colds outsides.

Sigh.

I really really wish I had a job and moneez so I could buy my own computer.  I’m tired of having to share with everyone.  Lately Mom has had lots of work to do, so she always hogs hers.  Dad’s is broken, so I can’t use it.  I miss talking to all my kitteh friends and reading their blogs!  Plus, I hardly ever get to blog anymore about how much Bubba annoys me.  Nobody ever shares anymore!

I wanted to blog a lot today because I had a lot to say, but Mom wouldn’t let me.  She keeps saying she has lots and lots of work to do, and she’s backed up so she doesn’t have time for me to blog right now.  She doesn’t even have much time to blog herself!  At least she got  some of her work done today.  She made some really cute birth announcements for another friend that’s pregnant, too. They turned out really cute, but I think that’s because she put a pictures of cute little stuffed animals. There was even a stuffed kitteh that looks like me!

The more I think about Mom’s friends the more I realize a lot of them are having babies.  That means pretty soon I’m going to have to hide all the time unless I want to be tortured.  Mom, why are you doing this to me?  Don’t Bubba and I love you enough?  You don’t need a baby!