I Suing!
July 9, 2009
Alley is in bigs troubles! He be means to me tonight, and Mommy saws him dos it! I was minding my owns bidness laying in da floors watching TV wif Daddy when Alley came running thew da living room like hell on four paws. I think Isis teaching him baaaad things! He rans over to me and slapped me right crosses da nose wif his paw…claws out! Now my nose all red and scratchied up, and it hurts!
Woah is me. Now I can’t help Mommy do nuffins around da house anymore. I injured and stayin’ in bed all weeks! Hmmm maybe I can files for disability insurance like dose people who gets hurt at works and stuffs. Ooooh I in pains. I needs moneez because I hurts!
Oh yeah, I forgots I don have jobs.
Hmmm. May I can sues Alley like dose people on da TV court show! They say “Oh mah back” and dey get paid! Maybe I say “Oh mah nosie!” and Alley has to pay me, too!
Maybe dis might just works if I lays here on da beds all nights pretendings I pitifuls just like dis…
Tink it works?
