Wait!  I think I may have found a solution to all our problems!  Dad needs to go back to school.  Seriously I don’t just want him to …he needs to for the sake of the entire family’s sanity.

First of all going back to school would get him out of our hair for awhile.  He could go to tech, so he wouldn’t be far away just in case Mom and the baby need him, but he’d be out of here and out of our hair!  Once he got his degree he could get a new job, and maybe even a better one that pays more.  Pays more is good because then he could buy the part to fix his own computer, and he could leave Mom’s alone.  Maybe just for being the super smart kitteh who told him to do all this just maybe he’d buy me a computer of my own! (yeah I know better than that)

Once he had his own computer going again he could continue his education online.  He’d never have to leave the house for school again, and he could get an Online master degree at the same time. I bet Mom would like that idea because that means even more money, plus he’d be home to help with the baby for awhile.

I hope Mom will read this post and tell Dad about my idea.  I’m going to do my part by giving her all the info she needs on online colleges. I’m going to put Gonzaga University at the top of the list because Dad can take classes online, and he needs a good school. Gonzaga is ranked as one of the nation’s best universities by The Princeton Review and Forbes Magazine, so they’ve got to be good. Plus going to school online means we wouldn’t have to move to the west! I’ve heard it can be scary out there.

Plus you know if Dad went to school online he could work around his schedule. A lot of people have a hard time finding time to go to school because it interferes with their jobs and home life. Dad could still have a job, and Mom wouldn’t have to struggle to pay for everything while he finished his degree because Gonzaga understands people need to make money while they try to get an advanced education.

Yep, I definitely think this is exactly what Dad needs. I just hope Mom tells him my idea because I’m afraid Dad wouldn’t take it seriously if he knew I thought of it.

Have I ever told you I have mostly a hate/hate relationship with Dad? Sometimes we get along, but not much. Yep, I think I’ve mentioned it before. It’s not like I’m purposely trying to annoy him, but he always seems to think I am.

I can be asleep on the couch minding my own business, and the next thing I know a sock comes flying across the room at me.  Mom yelled at him today for throwing a sock at me.  She asked why he did it, and he said just because that cat is annoying.  Excuse me?  I was asleep on the back of the couch. How is that annoying?

I’m starting to think Dad is doing it just because he’s bored, and I’m an easy target.  He’s been home a lot since he lost his job, and it’s driving him crazy.  Well he’s driving us crazy, too.  Mom can’t get any work done because he’s always on her computer playing games.  She really needs to fix his so he’ll go away, but she needs money to do that, and she needs her computer to make money to pay for things like food and bills!

I hope Dad finds a new job soon because I don’t know how much more of this we can take.  The whole family is going bonkers!  I hate love you, Dad, but you really have to go away sometimes so we can all get some peace and quiet.

And please stop throwing socks at me when I’m trying to sleep or I might just have to sharpen my claws on that leather jacket you love so much!

I thoughts Alley would have tolds you da news, but I guesses he wants me to dos it.  Mommy and Daddy wents to da hooman doctors Friday and dey find out news.  Dey finds out we getting little sister!

Booo!

I Naot wants little sisters! I has 3 sisters, and fankfully Mommy and Daddy rescued me from dems. I da only boy in da whole litters, and dey used to gangs up on me. I hope Mommy not have 3 sisters at once because I fink I have to run aways. Alley says Mommy only has 1 baby, so dats a reliefs.

I just hopes she don’t pop outs and decides to paints my toenails pinks. No pink toenails for me! But I helps her hold Alley if she wants to paints his!

As much as I love my brudder, sometimes he annoys me.  Do you know what he did?  He got mad at me, so he locked me out of my own blog!  He changed my password so I couldn’t login!  Sometimes I hate that Mom makes us share a blog, but what can you do?  She has the moneez to pay for it, and I don’t.

Anyway Bubba got mad at me because I told him he’s so fat not even the best diet pill on the planet will help him out. He deserved it because he ripped apart my favorite catnip bunny!  Mom had to throw it in the trash because she couldn’t fix it, so I hope she’ll feel sorry for me and buy me a new one, but we’ll see.  Lately all she buys is baby stuff!  Mom please don’t forget I need toys, too!

Alley is in bigs troubles!  He be means to me tonight, and Mommy saws him dos it!  I was minding my owns bidness laying in da floors watching TV wif Daddy when Alley came running thew da living room like hell on four paws.  I think Isis teaching him baaaad things!  He rans over to me and slapped me right crosses da nose wif his paw…claws out!  Now my nose all red and scratchied up, and it hurts!

Woah is me.  Now I can’t help Mommy do nuffins around da house anymore.  I injured and stayin’ in bed all weeks!  Hmmm maybe I can files for disability insurance like dose people who gets hurt at works and stuffs. Ooooh I in pains. I needs moneez because I hurts!

Oh yeah, I forgots I don have jobs.

Hmmm. May I can sues Alley like dose people on da TV court show! They say “Oh mah back” and dey get paid! Maybe I say “Oh mah nosie!” and Alley has to pay me, too!

Maybe dis might just works if I lays here on da beds all nights pretendings I pitifuls just like dis…

Tink it works?