Do you know how annoying it is when there are ladies outside, and Mom won’t let me out to see them? They are like sirens of the kitteh kingdom, and they sit out back on one of the patio sets under the bathroom window where I have a plain view of them calling to me.

Mom says I can’t go outside because they are evil just like the sirens. The girls want to lure me outside out of the safety of my house so I’ll be exposed. Then their bob tail cat friend will attack me again.

Mom said she’s going to talk to the lady across the street about all the strays running around here again because something has to be done. I love looking at the beautiful lady cats, but they taunt me. They’re going to drive me crazy!

Mom said if the lady across the street doesn’t do something about her cats producing all these other feral cats she’s going to have to call animal control again. Mom hates calling animal control, but sometimes you have to do it. The lady won’t take care of her cats herself, and they’re multiplying and running wild. Each new litter migrates here, and Mom and Dad find them hiding under our house or in our garage.

Mom says if she calls the people to help they’ll get these cats fixed so they can’t keep reproducing, then they’ll try to find them homes. That makes me happy because I want all kittehs to have happy homes like I do.