I Is Replaced
May 26, 2009
I so sad today. My hearts is totally brokens because I don’t finks Mommy wuvs me anymore. She has replaced me wif the likes of dat slobbery stinky Baby JJ. How do I know she replaces me wif him?
Is dis cuter than me? I don’t fink so!
See Mommy likes to take lots and lots of picshures and normbally she takes lots and lots of picshures of ME, but not dis weeks. Dis weeks her sd cards is fulls of picshures of that thing.
Is dis da way it’s gonna be when Mommy and Daddy as der baby thing? I don finks I like dat at all! I is being replaced by slobbery crying babies! Dis is no fair!
Wait a minutes. Alley says does slobbery babies like to frows foods when dey gets a little bigger, so maybe dis not so bad after alls. Maybe I reawwy gets new friends who feeds me more cheeseburders and stuffs!
