Mom says today wasn’t that great, but you know what? I don’t agree. After I sat in Mom’s lap while she wrote a rant about lawyers taking advantage of people with Mesothelioma cancer I decided I needed to do some exploring. I haven’t done that in awhile, and somebody forgot to close one of the closets.

I hopped in there and climbed up the shelves, and boy that was so much fun! There were boxes to lay in and stuff to knock off the shelves! I bet no one would have known I was in there if Dad hadn’t seen the stuff laying on the floor that I knocked off.

After Dad chased me out of the closet I curled up on the back of the couch in my window, and you know what?  There was tons of stuff to watch today!  It was really bright and sunny outside so all the birdies and squirrels were out running around the yard.  I laid there the rest of the afternoon and watched until it was too dark for them to run around anymore!

Then Mom and Dad came home from the store and guess what they brought me?  I got a new catnip birdie!!!  I batted it around until I got so tired I just can’t play anymore.  I decided I needed to tell you about my big day before I went to sleep, but now I’m super tired so I think I’m going to curl up and go to sleep with Bubba.  Then I’ll have the energy to wake up and play again about the time Mom and Dad go to bed!

I finks I needs to asks Mommy for sum moneez, and I hopes she gives it too me.  Dis year I finks I wants to throw Alley a birfday partees!  His honorary birfday is only a couple weeks aways, so if I do a partees I needs time to prepares, but I needs moneez, too.

There needs to be lots and lots of decorations and foods.  Plus I has to buy party invitations so I can invites all Alley’s friends. Wait. I dunno if Alley has any friends oder than Monker. I guess I can invites Tom, Goldie, and Riley, but not Fuzzle because she means to me. Dey can comes if Gamma Kayce will brings dem over.

Maybe I can invites my friends, too! I can invites Buddy and Roxi over! Ok I think I needs more moneez than I thoughts because we gonna needs lots of stuffs. We needs games and funs stuffs to do. Maybe Mommy can makes us a cakes, too. I guess I needs to ask Alley what he wants. Good tings I’m giving myselfs plenty of times to plan!

I so sad today. My hearts is totally brokens because I don’t finks Mommy wuvs me anymore. She has replaced me wif the likes of dat slobbery stinky Baby JJ. How do I know she replaces me wif him?

Is dis cuter than me? I don’t fink so!

See Mommy likes to take lots and lots of picshures and normbally she takes lots and lots of picshures of ME, but not dis weeks. Dis weeks her sd cards is fulls of picshures of that thing.

Is dis da way it’s gonna be when Mommy and Daddy as der baby thing? I don finks I like dat at all! I is being replaced by slobbery crying babies! Dis is no fair!

Wait a minutes. Alley says does slobbery babies like to frows foods when dey gets a little bigger, so maybe dis not so bad after alls. Maybe I reawwy gets new friends who feeds me more cheeseburders and stuffs!

Do you know how annoying it is when there are ladies outside, and Mom won’t let me out to see them? They are like sirens of the kitteh kingdom, and they sit out back on one of the patio sets under the bathroom window where I have a plain view of them calling to me.

Mom says I can’t go outside because they are evil just like the sirens. The girls want to lure me outside out of the safety of my house so I’ll be exposed. Then their bob tail cat friend will attack me again.

Mom said she’s going to talk to the lady across the street about all the strays running around here again because something has to be done. I love looking at the beautiful lady cats, but they taunt me. They’re going to drive me crazy!

Mom said if the lady across the street doesn’t do something about her cats producing all these other feral cats she’s going to have to call animal control again. Mom hates calling animal control, but sometimes you have to do it. The lady won’t take care of her cats herself, and they’re multiplying and running wild. Each new litter migrates here, and Mom and Dad find them hiding under our house or in our garage.

Mom says if she calls the people to help they’ll get these cats fixed so they can’t keep reproducing, then they’ll try to find them homes. That makes me happy because I want all kittehs to have happy homes like I do.

I bets ya missed me more didn’t yas?  You know you did!  Nobody cares about Alleys cuz it’s all bouts me!

Ouch!  Alley just smackeds me!  I gotsta tell Mommy to makes him stops readings over my shoulders!  Mommy’s too busy to pays attensions right nows anyways.  She was gone so longs shes behinds on all her blogs, so she’s busy writing stuffs.  I bet she’s writing about boring stuffs like Pleasanton motorcycle accident attorneys on her motorcicles blogs right nows since she’s been hoggin’ da good puters all day!

Aunt Brittany and Donovan took lots and lots of picshures of me while Mommy and Daddy was gone, and I wants to share dems.  I can’t tho because I has to use da good puters to makes dem “web ready”, and Mommy won’t let me right nows.

Maybe I whimpers at da door and make her thinks I need to goes outsides.  Den when she walks over to lets me out I darts to da oder puters!  Me finks Alley’s evil ways is rubbing off on me!