I has decides I wants a jobs like Daddy.  Why dids I decides dis?  I wants to makes moneez so I can buys lots and lots of toys!  Alley says when baby gets here Mommy and Daddy wonts spends lots of toys moneez for us.  They buy for da baby.

Not fair!

So, I gets a jobs and makes my owns toy moneez.  Maybe I can build things like Daddy. A commercial real estate will buys me lots and lots of toys, and if I feels like beings nice I mights buy da baby toys too!

Watcha think? Now I just needs hammers and nails and hard hats to be Bubba The Builder!

I had my wonderful mid day nap interrupted by something very loud and obnoxious, and I’m not happy about it.  Mom doesn’t look too happy either because she was also trying to take a nap on the couch.

We heard this loud noise in the bedroom then we heard Bubba barking like he was in trouble.  Mom ran into the bedroom to see what was wrong, and it was hilarious.  Bubba fell asleep on the bed and rolled off Mom’s side.  He was stuck upside down between the bed and the wall!

He was on the floor, but he couldn’t roll over because the wall was in the way, so he was kicking his feet like crazy.  I thought we should call the ambulance to come rescue him, and I was going to wait by the door until we saw the emergency lights, but Mom said no.

She slid the bed away from the wall so Bubba had room to roll over. Bubba climbed out of the hole, and Mom pushed the bed all the way against the wall so Bubba can’t get stuck again.

Now Mom is going to try to take a nap again, so I might just curl up on the pillow with her. I hate having my nap interrupted by stupid dogs. I hope it’s not like this when the baby gets here.

Yay it looks likes I escapeds da bathtime todays.  Mommy tooks me outsides, gots me ready for my baths, but den she realized she’s out of disposable gloves. She can’t gives me a baths without dems because her hands get all reds and itchy. Her skins don like my sulfur shampoos.  I don like it eithers because it stinkies bad!  It smells like rotten eggs, but it makes my skin all betters!  At least I don smell like rotten eggies when Mommy washes it offs.  My conditioners smells all fruity and goods, and Mommy likes to snuggles and sniffs me after I dries off!