That Man

April 28, 2009

that-man

I swear that man hates me.  Ok he doesn’t hate me, but I think he strongly dislikes me sometimes.  Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you who I’m talking about.  That man would be Dad.  Sometimes we totally don’t get along at all.  Mom thinks it’s all Dad, but the truth is sometimes I don’t like him either.

We seem to get into some sort of scruff every evening because I’m always laying in front of the tv or on the cable box with my tail blocking the sensor or somewhere that annoys him when he comes home.  Hey Dad, guess what?  Cats love electronics because they’re warm, so get over it! Mom doesn’t complain. She doesn’t yell at me because the clicker doesn’t work. She nicely picks me up and moves me. Maybe she needs to teach you a thing or two.

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HOT Day

April 25, 2009

hot-day

Me and Mommy spends some times outsides today, and you know what?  It’s hot!  Where dids da Springtimes go because dis feels like Summer!  Mommy says it’s 82 right now, but it’s supposeds to be 91 dis afternoons! Dis weather so hot I don’t even feels like eatin’ my lunches. Hey it’s a natural appetite suppressant!

At least I knows dis afternoons I’m gonna be curls up in fronts of the AC where it’ll be nice and cools.  Mommy and Daddy will be at da benefits raising moneez, and I hopes dey have lots of ice to stay cools.  Maybe Mommy wants to borrow my puppy neck wraps!  It keeps me cools in da summer, so I bets it keep her cool, too!

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Baby Picshures!

April 24, 2009

baby-picshures

Wow yesterday was a busy day for Mom and Dad.  They were gone all day! At least they came home with something I’m really happy to see.  They got picshures of the little baby in Mom’s tummy.  They also got to meet Uncle JD’s new baby boy, JJ.  I hope he’s not big enough to chase me and pull my tail anytime soon, but I can’t wait until he’s big enough to snuggle with.

I wanted to snuggle with Mom and Dad’s new baby, but Mom apparently doesn’t like that idea.  She bought this tent thing that goes over the crib so I can’t crawl in it.  That’s not fun!  What’s going to keep the baby warm if he or she doesn’t have my fur to snuggle?

I could always run away and live in one of the rv parks down the road because there are lots of kids running around there, but I don’t think I could leave the new baby stuck here with nothing but Bubba to play with. No, I think I’ll stay.

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Helping Outs

April 15, 2009

helping-outs

I has been very busies today helping Mommy arounds da house. She dids lots of laundries, den she piled it on da couches to folds. I helps by jumping ups and downs on its to squishes the piles smaller. Dats helping rights? Mommy didn’t finks so because she not happy wif me for getting in da clean clothes, but I still finks I was helpings.

Den I helps Mommy fixes foods by sitting under her feets while she cooks. I sits dere and sniffs. If da foods don’t smell goods I barks because if it smells bad I tink it will tastes bads, too!  Lunch was goods, so Mommy must has listened to me.  We had tasty veggies!

Now Mommy is looking at baby names. I can’t helps much, but I sits here keeping her companies while she looks. Mommy picks out Aiden for a boy names. Daddy likes it spelled wif “AED“, but Mommy says nooooo. She likes “AID”, and I do, too.

After Mommy looks at baby names she decideds she wants steaks for dinners tonights, so she lets me blogs while she checks to make sures she has all da dinner foods stuffs.  I thinks I might use my times to go looks at loldogs, too!

See ya laters!

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Nice Day For Walks

April 11, 2009

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Last night was little scaries wif da tornado, but I was a big boys and made it threws it. Mommy and Daddy was stuck at Gamma Kayce’s house, so I hads to take care of Alley.

Today is different stories. It’s so pretty outsides! It’s already 67 debrees and it supposed to be in da 70s. Daddy went for a motorcicle rides wif Grandpa Chuck, so Mommy is taking me for walks.

Who needs Anoretix when you has pretty days and nice place to walks? Not dis puppy! I keeps in shapes on my own!

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