Stupid Collar
March 20, 2009
Do you ever feel like scratching your Mom’s eyeballs out? I do today! I don’t know what Mom was thinking, but she got me a collar with bells and these ugly jewel things on it. Mom, I’m a cat. I’m not supposed to wear jewelry or collars! Collars are for dogs!
What makes it really bad is the bells. There are 3 little bells, and when I run through the house Bubba hears me. I can’t sneak up on him anymore for an attack, and he hears the bells and wants to chase them.
Mom, this is NOT fun. I suggest you return this wretched thing to the stupid store immediately and get your money back. Otherwise you will find it shredded into a million pieces as soon as I figure out how to get this blasted thing off my neck!
Oh, and put the camera away. I will not allow you to take photos of me wearing this stupid thing. I will be in hiding until you agree to remove it.
That is all.
How is your hiding campaign going? I think that is a marvelous idea. However, be kind to your person, I think she means well and wants you to look beautiful.
comment by Jobi — March 22, 2009 @ 5:15 am
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Wags,
Pruett and Daphne
comment by GSD Adventures — March 25, 2009 @ 9:16 am