Can I Has Moneez?
February 25, 2009
I need moneez for a new toy because I broke my favorite catnip stuffie today. I didn’t mean to. I was batting my bunny around playing with it like always, and the tail fell off! I can’t play with a bunny without a tail! All my beloved catnip falls out the hole!
Mom promises to buy me a new one, but she can’t afford it right now. She’s spent all her moneez this week buying medacaysuns to make her feel better, and Dad spent the rest fixing the car because it broke down. She tried to roll change earlier so Dad can have gas for work tomorrow. It was funny because she was making these piles of coins, and I’d run across the room and knock her piles over. She’d laugh and start all over again. I think she finally got Dad some moneez rolled, so now he can go to work tomorrow.
I think maybe Mom just needs a new job where she can make lots and lots of moneez so we never have to worry about not having moneez. I heard people who have Wall St jobs make lots of moneez, but I don’t think Mom would have fun doing that. Plus we’d have to move, and I like where we live.
