Ya know after I told ya I needed moneez for new toys I started thinking. What else would I buy if I had all the moneez in the world? Would I fill the entire house with catnip? Probably! I’m sure there’s a lot of other stuff I’d like to buy, too.

I know I’d like to buy some stuff for Mom and Dad because they’ve bought so much stuff for me, and they spend a lot of money taking me to the vet to make sure I stay healthy. My surgery was $200, and that’s a lot of ‘nip!

Mom has taught me that we need to be “frugal” with our money, and we can make it stretch farther. I didn’t know paper could stretch, but apparently it means we can buy more with the same amount of money, so I’m all for that.

I think I’d start by hitting up a sale or two because, after all, that’s part of being frugal, right? What would I buy? Well I’d start by getting something really nice for Mom since she feeds me and lets me sleep on her pillow at night.

I think I’d get her this WinBook Digital 2.4″ LCD Display HD Video Camcorder. She could use it to makes lots and lots of videos of me! Ok that’s not the only thing she could use it for since she really wants a video camera to take videos of the motorcycle, but taking videos of me is a plus. I could make videos for you guys! Plus this camcorder retails for $199.99, but Buy.com has it for $69.99 plus FREE shipping! Now that’s what I call frugal shopping! Mom would be so proud of me for finding deals like that.

Hmmm I’ll have to really think about what I would buy Dad because I don’t like him as much as Mom. I swear he loves Bubba more than me, but don’t tell him I said that. I’ll have to think long and hard about what I’d buy him…if I’d buy him anything! lol!

Wow this is so cools! Mommy hooks da compooters to da big tvs, and now I can blogs from across da rooms! Da tv is 46″, and mommy says we only gots it because it was on sales for Black Friday. I loves dis tv because it’s huge and I can watch Dog Whisperer all biggifieds. It’s my favorites show!

But now…wows! Seeing da compooters on da big tvs is PAWSOME! I can check out my favorite LoLDogs withouts having to moves from the warm spots on da couches! If Mommy toughts I was lazy befores she’s really gonna thinks I’m lazy now. I never has to moves!

I need moneez for a new toy because I broke my favorite catnip stuffie today. I didn’t mean to. I was batting my bunny around playing with it like always, and the tail fell off! I can’t play with a bunny without a tail! All my beloved catnip falls out the hole!

Mom promises to buy me a new one, but she can’t afford it right now. She’s spent all her moneez this week buying medacaysuns to make her feel better, and Dad spent the rest fixing the car because it broke down. She tried to roll change earlier so Dad can have gas for work tomorrow. It was funny because she was making these piles of coins, and I’d run across the room and knock her piles over. She’d laugh and start all over again. I think she finally got Dad some moneez rolled, so now he can go to work tomorrow.

I think maybe Mom just needs a new job where she can make lots and lots of moneez so we never have to worry about not having moneez. I heard people who have Wall St jobs make lots of moneez, but I don’t think Mom would have fun doing that. Plus we’d have to move, and I like where we live.

First Bubba was sick (he’s getting much better by the way), then Mom got sick.  She’s got something called the flu, and whatever it is must be bad because she lays on the couch coughing, sneezing, and throwing up.  Dad has babied her like crazy, so he must know it’s bad, too.  He makes her soup and brings her boxes of tissues.  Man she’s goes through lots and lots of tissues.

You guys must think our house is sick all the time as much as we talk about being sick.  I don’t get sick much, and Dad doesn’t either.  Mom and Bubba must just be whimps or something.

Whatever this flu is, I know none of our friends want to come over while Mom’s sick.  Dad says she’s still running a fever so she’s contagious.  If she is maybe Dad, Bubba, and I should go far far away until she’s better so she doesn’t get us sick, too.

I bet we could get one of those Outer Banks rentals Mom’s always talking about. Then she wouldn’t just be mad at us for leaving her. She’d be mad because we went to the Outer Banks without her. I say oh well. They went to Edisto without me, so maybe we should take the trip without her! That’s what she gets for being sick!

I gots to sees da vet man Saturdays!  I love seeing da vet mans and all his helpers because they all so nice, and they gives me lots of lovins.  I was a good boy for Mommy & Daddy, too, so I got extra lovins.  We walkeds in and I gots to sit on da big silver things.  Mommy says I weighs 71.4lbs, so I losts da 2 pounds da vet said I needs to lose.  He was happy and says I not fat, so pppplllhhhh at Alley.  I don needs no weight loss pills because I dids it by myselfs!

Da vet man looks at my neck and my spots on my back. He shaveds my back and tooks all da hairs away from my boo boo. Den he gaves me lots of medacaysuns to helps my boo boo. Here’s my new lists of medacaysuns. Mommy says it’s a good ideas to shares because den people who wants to buy or adopts bulldogs who has no speriences with dem will sees we’re loveables but not always da best doggie friends for someones who can’ts afford our health stuffs.

So now I takings…

• Promeris every 6 weeks
• Omegaderm Fatty Acids daily in my foods
• Zymox ear wash every 3 days
• Zymox skin conditioner on my boo boos
• Sulfur shampoo once a week on my boo boos and oatmeal shampoos everywhere elses
• Simplicef 200mg for 7 days
• Ketaconazole 200mg for da yeast and fungus stuffs 2x a day maybe forevers

Da vet man puts me on the yeast and fungus pills for a months.  Normally I takes them for 2 weeks, but when I stops taking dem when I has a bad infection it comes back, so he gaves me enoughs to take 2 a day for a months.  Dey are onea my more expensive medacaysuns ($60 a months) but if I stays clears da vet might puts me on dem forevers.

I just wants my skins to be normals again.  It was being goods for awhiles, den it got warms, I played outsides, and it flaired ups again.