Mommy got her feelings hurt today.  Now she’s just mad at dis lady who yelled at her today about me. I got scareds, but now I’m mad!  Mommy and Daddy lets me rides to the stores with dem tonights, and while we was at the stores my belly started hurtings.  I was farting really bads, and Mommy was gagging in the car so Mommy tooks me to poops.  I don likes an audience, so I won’t goes if peoples can sees me.  Mommy tooks me to the side of the buildings to do my bidness, and as I was finishing up dis woman came outside.  She works at da stores.

At firsts she was loving all over mes.  She started giving me a butt rubs (I LOOOOOOVE butt rubs), and I was melting like buttah!  Den she started rubbing my tails, and I jumped aways.  My tail hurts sometimes if you rubs it wrongs because of my surgeries.  If you didn’t knows I had surgeries, I had to have part of my tail cut offs.  Mommy says it was an amputations.  The way my tails grew, the bottom parts of it wasn’t getting circulations right, and yucky fluids kept building up in its and getting an infections.  It was getting bads and happenings all the time, and finally I hads to have it cuts offed.

You can see da before and right after surgeries picshures on Mommy’s blog.  Der were complacashuns and my tails didn’t wants to heals.  It took months and lots of stitches and staples, and now it’s always sore in one spots.  Dats da spots dis woman touched.

Mommy tolds her nots to touch dat spots and started telling her it was always sore after the surgeries, and dis woman started yelling at Mommy!  She told Mommy she was a horridable persons for “chopping off a dog’s tail” and a very bad doggy moms! She started yellings at Mommys and saying she was gonna call the animal controls peoples and reports Mommy because she had hurted me.  She asked Mommy if she cut it off herselfs!

Mommy tried to explains to dis womans about my surgeries, but dis woman wasn’t listening to her.  She was too busy yelling at my Mommy and scaring me!  I don like its when people yells!  I trieds to run aways from her and I just about drugs Mommy backs to da car, but dis woman kept following us!  Daddy came outa da stores and gots me in da cars while Mommy wents inside to talks to da owners.  It’s a good thing Mommy and Daddy knows da owners, and I bet dat woman might lose her jobs for yelling at a customer like dat!

Mommy would never ever ever hurts me or Alley!  I can’t believes dat woman trieds to say dat!  It makes me so mad.  Mommy said cutting off a doggy tail should be for medicals reasons only, and she doesn’t agree with it any other way.  My tail coulda been really really bads if the vet man hadn’t treated its and tooks it off.  I don’t misses it at all.  Daddy said da womans didn’t even takes da times to hear about my surgeries , and dat makes her “ignorant”, whatever that means.

That’s it.  I want a new family!

Mom left up an article on her computer that makes me mad.  I’m not mad at the article, but I’m mad that my Mom isn’t as cool as Christine.  See Christine was featured in a scrapbooking magazine a couple of years ago, and do you know what she did?  She made a scrap of her cat.  I asked Mom about it, and she said Christine makes scraps of all her kittehs, and Mom wishes she was even 1/16th as talented as Christine.  The scrap in the magazine is of Squeaker, and sadly he’s passed on, but Christine can now remember him with all the scraps she has and even the custom rubber stamp she had made of him.

Why can’t my mom be that cool? Do you hear me, Mom? I want to go live with Christine and the Purrfect cats! They’re way cooler than my family. I bet they don’t drool all over the place like Bubba or snore like Bubba and Dad!

I just came in from playin outsides, and I’m so glad it’s warms again!  Mommy says 53 is not that warms, but I say at leasts it’s not 9 anymores!  It was so colds I didn’t wants to pees!  Mommy says we was supposeds to have snows, but I never seen its.  I likes snows and I eats da snowballs, so maybe we gets some snows soon.

Mommy says I has to go outsides later for some exercises.  When it’s colds I pees and runs right back insides because it’s too colds to stay out dere.  Mommy thought abouts taking me to Aunt Trenias so I could runs on her treadmill, but I’m not dat gracefuls. I could falls off and hurts myself, so she decided I could waits til it was warm agains for exercises.

I can’t wait til it’s Springs.  Then it’ll be really warms and I can runs around da lakes!  I loves going to the lakes!  I gets lots of exercises and it’s fun!

Furbaby Mom here!  I’m just stopping by to let you know I don’t think either of the Furbabies will be blogging for you today.  Alley is curled up next to the wood stove staying nice and warm, and Bubba has decided the couch is too cozy to leave.

He promises to return when the temperature isn’t freezing. A bulldog has to stay warm you know! Now I’m off to finish my work while I listen to bulldog snores in the background.

Mommy says I funny puppeh because I ends up in weird positions under the blankets sometimes.  I likes to scratch at da blankets on the couch untils I burrows down in dems.  I can’t help it I gets cold!  Mommy says I looks funny because the other days she founds me all covered up, even my face.  I promise Mommy didn’t wraps my head in the blankets.  I do this myself.  Now Mommy’s calling me Dr. Bubba Gump.  Do I looks like a doctors to you?

I not a real doctor tho, so I can’t prescribes you medacaysuns when you gets sick. I can tell Alley he needs some Lipovox to get rid of the fat he’s put on though because it’s not a prescriptions medacaysun.