Putting It On
December 14, 2008
Remember when I told you I thought Bubba needed to lose a little of his pudge? Well I wanted you to know I still believe that. Mom put us on her scale things today to see how much we weigh. I’ve gained 3lbs, but that’s ok. I’m supposed to gain some weight. When I had my last urinary infection I lost a lot of weight, and the vet guy said it’d be good if I gained a few pounds.
But do you know what Bubba did? He gained 2 more pounds! He’s not supposed to gain anymore. He’s big and pudgy and knocks me over already! I had enough of big dogs when Brutus lived with us. He was mean, and he was 130lbs! He could squish me with one paw! I don’t want Bubba getting that big. He’s my brudder, and I love him, but he needs to lose some weight. He’s on a special diet now because the vet says he’s not fat but he doesn’t need to gain anymore. Now I think maybe Mom needs to buy him some of that Ephedrasil hardcore hooman stuff. Maybe then he’ll stop gaining weight, and he won’t get big enough to squish me with one paw.
