I is not pudgy! I big boned!

Alley keeps sayings Mommy needs to buy me some diet pills but I dons think so. I eats diets food. I runs around da yard. Da vet man says I purfecwy healthy, so why Alley think I needs a diet?

On anuder note, I hope going wif out my fishie oil for 1 days don make me all itchies again.  Mommy forgots to get me any tonights because she was too busy gettin in a fights at Walmarts.  She says she hates dat place and da mean womans.  She was so mads she forgots to stops at da doggie & kitteh store on da way homes.

I gotsta gos now.  Daddy is gunna give me baby wipes baf tonights.  I scared of da tub, and its too colds to go outside for bafs.